I've really lost the plot!!!

OneTen said:
Nothing to worry about. I remember an old guy saying to me:

If you are half way up the stairs and forget what you are going up for, don't worry because everyone does this.
If you are half way down the stairs and forget what you are going down for, don't worry because everyone does this.
If you find yourself halfway on the stairs and can't remember if you were going up or down, that's the time to worry! :D

But you are buggered if you live on the top floor of a block of flats.......
 
When you find yourself in a bedroom with someone, your trousers are around your knees, and you can't remember if you're pulling them up or down - that's when to worry. ;)

No,no.
When you stop pulling is the time to worry.:razz:
 
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