Ive just thrown up all over the dog

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That is all... Just thought I'd share

I was bending down talking to the dog and felt a big burp coming up - then bleurgh :puke: all over a previously nice clean collie dog :shake:

she's currently sat in her basket licking herself clean :gag: - I think i'll let her get on with it as the idea of trying to clean her up isnt appealling
 
I really wish I hadnt had pizza for tea now... (although on the plus side it was a white sauce version , so i don't need to wiorry about any tomato issues with the doggie)
 
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! She is so going to poo in one of your shoes!
 
Makes a change from the dog throwing up on you I suppose, she'll be thinking "ooh treats!" :)
 
Just as well you did not have a Chinese last night Pete, She could of ended up as a Chiwawa Mein.
 
u8myufo said:
Just as well you did not have a Chinese last night Pete, She could of ended up as a Chiwawa Mein.
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That was the dogs *******s!!
 
There's a Monty Python sketch in here somewhere.

I know I shouldn't laugh, but it's just taken me 5 minutes to pick myself up off the floor.

Hope the pooch is ok.
 
Like the guy who threw up all over a dog, looked down and said "I don't remember eating that"..:lol:
 
A joke to share:
a bloke was watching his dog put his leg in the air and lick itself clean and he turns to his mate and says " I wish I was able to do that" and his friend said " if you give him a bone he might let you,"
 
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