i've got an idea how to make £2 million.. I need some help, though. Who's in?

[Gary]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7820311.stm

not much work for £2m

we need about 20 of us, some guns and an inflatable dhingy. You'll need to get a couple of months off work too.

 

[Ashers]

im in it would be enjoyable

 

[shaundesigner]

im up for it lol got a spare leg so i dont gwet noticed straight away
lol

 

[the undertaker]

lets do it...

 

[Gary]

im up for it lol got a spare leg so i dont gwet noticed straight away
lol

dude, with one leg you will be the most authentic pirate out of all of us.. I'll even get you a parrot

 

[shaundesigner]

oh oh oh does that mean ill be the captain lol check in

 

[andrewc]

Shaun32 - can you say Aaarrrhhh! Me 'Earties.

<dragons' den> I'm in <4 rich people in an old warehouse>

<my patented idea> Why not apply to be on dragon's den and then hold them hostage and nick the piles of cash they have lying around?>

 

[Gary]

oh oh oh does that mean ill be the captain lol check in

get working on that beard and the job is yours

 

[shaundesigner]

Shaun32 - can you say Aaarrrhhh! Me 'Earties.

<dragons' den> I'm in <4 rich people in an old warehouse>

<my patented idea> Why not apply to be on dragon's den and then hold them hostage and nick the piles of cash they have lying around?>

defo that sounds good aswell we can do the pirate theme on that aswell yeah

 

[andrewc]

Isn't it the captain the good guys (probably headed by Bruce Willis or Stephen Seagal) save for last and catch/kill in the most painful way?

 

[Marc]

That means we'd make £1 per barrel of oil. Should we just sell the oil, we'd make far more cash!

 

[DeadlySmurf]

think you guys need me, im qualified yacht master

 

[shaundesigner]

right im off to the pet store get my self a parrot then to bnq lol

 

[mrgubby]

I'm in , I'll do the risk assessments

 

[shaundesigner]

i think we could become the real ocean 12 at this rate

 

[33L]

im in - will be the official tog :bang:

 

[yoby]

If it gets me out of the house you can count me in as well

As the Tog spot's gone, I'll be the Chief bottle emptier....

 

[Jamesbuk]

Can I be first matey? My main experience is controlling a mighty remote control sailing boat! right untill it got stuck in reeds... but that was the winds fault!

 

[KayJay]

I can be the token ethnic pirate you get in the movies.

 

[Gary]

congrats to everyone for not making a Roger the Cabin Boy or Seaman Staines jokes so far

 

[shaundesigner]

congrats to everyone for not making a Roger the Cabin Boy or Seaman Staines jokes so far

and i was just about to post a joke lol

 

[EviL Ras]

£2m?! bloody hell! I'm in lads! We can have best part of a navy with all of us in boats!

"give us the boat or we'll shoot" (cue sounds of auto focussing and IS...)

 

[ChrisMClark]

Why not eh? I'm weapons trained, love the sea, am a trained diver, and I've got a ****ing foul mouth to boot!

 

[ianm79]

ROFLOL!

 

[Ashers]

i could pretend to be the psycopathic nutter pirate

 

[Marc]

i could pretend to be the psycopathic nutter pirate

What do you mean "pretend to be"

 

[hypnotic]

i could pretend to be the psycopathic nutter pirate

Typecast again Ash?

 

[Ashers]

well if your good at something