It Just Couldn’t Get Any Better

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Wife gone out for the evening.

Having some quality time on the PC browsing these lovely forums I found 2 days ago. A big plate of chips with large wedges of buttered bread and a cold beer in front of me.


Absolute heaven :D
 
I'm not married either! Just had a long soak in the bath, listening to some good music and drinking a very large harvey wallbanger! Me happy!
 
Have to ask the wife if I can log in:bang::bang:

As she has set the parental controls:bang::bang::bang:
 
pampers said:
Have to ask the wife if I can log in:bang::bang:

As she has set the parental controls:bang::bang::bang:
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Marriage you wouldn't do it again would you,:bonk:

I did it twice :cuckoo:
 
Sounds like heaven! (Only if the chips have salt and vinegar on them :D)
 
Well I have served a 40 year sentance so far. And still no sighn of an early release for good behaviour:bonk::bonk::bonk::bonk:
 
Heh, mine is out 4 nights a week so it's all good :) We both believe for a relationship to survive you need time for both yourself and each other :)
 
pampers said:
Well I have served a 40 year sentance so far. And still no sighn of an early release for good behaviour:bonk:
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How long ago did she turn into your mum?
"Got a clean.................."
"Your not wearing that out........"

Your born and grow up loving your mum,:love:
Teens come and your itching to get out into that brave new world.:woot:
You then meet the love of your life, get married, have kids...:naughty::love:
Then your love turns into your mum:help::shake:

:lol:
 
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