It is official: Farting is good for you

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Family friendly reply.
 
I ate an entire Xmas cake this morning and now I seem to be off-gassing rather a lot. The puppy has stuck his head under his bed and will not come out and the cat walked in and then walked straight back out.
 
Shouldn't the author of the answer have an "er" at the end of his name?
 
I HATE THAT WORD............... The F word in the title...
 
Don't tell the government it's good for you, they'll probably tax it!
 
See, I knew it!

Going to print that page off and produce it whenever needed. Cheers. :thumbs:
 
Of course you all know why a fart smells? well for those of you who don't know, it smells for the benefit of those who didn't hear it. :lol::lol::lol:

Realspeed
 
realspeed said:
Of course you all know why a fart smells? well for those of you who don't know, it smells for the benefit of those who didn't hear it. :lol::lol::lol:

Realspeed
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My wife lives off benefits then....
 
... and I've got a dog with no nose.
 
go on then..... no one else took the bait


How does he smell?
 
Xenophon Of Cos personal physician to Claudius Ceaser once told the emporer better that he break wind at table and offend his guests than hold it in and cause damage to himself
 
For some years now, I have had diverticular disease which can flare up into full blown diverticulitis all too easily. One thing my GP did tell me was not to try to hold flatus in since the pressure can inflate the diverticulae and cause problems. I've never really been a holder in anyway so it has been no great sacrifice to break wind whenever the need arises, although I can control farts (sorry, Terri!) in polite company if I must!
 
CaptainPenguin said:
Xenophon Of Cos personal physician to Claudius Ceaser once told the emporer better that he break wind at table and offend his guests than hold it in and cause damage to himself
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As the old epitaph says:

Wherever you go
let your wind blow free
for keeping it in
was the death of me
 
Fearing 'I may explode' - I decided it best not to hold one in during a coorporate conference today at Crieff Hydro.

Fortunately 'I survived the blow' however whether it did me any good is unfortunately a matter of ongoing discussion.
 
you are safe so long as there are no lumps
 
Yes, beware the dreaded shart...
 
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