It either is or it isn't, but it can't be both....

ST4 said:
We're omnivores, we can and should eat meat as well as other things. Our jaws move side to side and up and down. A balanced diet should have meat, fish and veg and fruit, carbs (rice, pasta, bread).
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Now go and wash your mouth out :D

I've eaten Quorn once, note the "once"
It was probably the most disgusting thing I have ever had the misfortune to shove in my mouth :D
 
Cobra said:
Now go and wash your mouth out :D

I've eaten Quorn once, note the "once"
It was probably the most disgusting thing I have ever had the misfortune to shove in my mouth :D
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I thought that was tofu I never got to taste ;)
 
Cobra said:
It was probably the most disgusting thing I have ever had the misfortune to shove in my mouth :D
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Coffee to keyboard interface! !!
 
Cobra said:
That was a close second :D
You had the right idea throwing it on the floor (y)
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Stop damn well editing after I've liked posts, no wonder you are misunderstood, you keep changing your posts :banghead::p
 
Gremlin said:
Stop damn well editing after I've liked posts, no wonder you are misunderstood, you keep changing your posts :banghead::p
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You "liked" within seconds of me posting, don't be so damned quick :p
I posted and edited straight away :p
 
Cobra said:
You "liked" within seconds of me posting, don't be so damned quick :p
I posted and edited straight away :p
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Don't you start on me else I'll have a late supper in 45 mins and we all know what happens if I do ;)
You'll be in big trouble :p
 
Gremlin said:
Don't you start on me else I'll have a late supper in 45 mins and we all know what happens if I do ;)
You'll be in big trouble :p
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Fercrissakes don't get in the shower!
 
Cobra said:
Fercrissakes don't get in the shower!
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As I don't have a bath..................................................................... :D
 
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MWHCVT said:
Yes but last time I saw you, you did have a pretty pink bow in your hair :naughty:
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That would have been the TP Convention up in Blackpool I believe?
Sadly I didn't have enough hair to put a bow in it, even then :(
 
Cobra said:
That would have been the TP Convention up in Blackpool I believe?
Sadly I didn't have enough hair to put a bow in it, even then :(
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Indeed it was, the second day if I remember correctly I suspect I was still a little drunk at that might explain the bow :suspect:
 
MWHCVT said:
Indeed it was, the second day if I remember correctly I suspect I was still a little drunk at that might explain the bow :cautious:
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p*** as a fart springs to mind Matt :D
 
Cobra said:
p*** as a fart springs to mind Matt :D
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Well to be fair to me the beer was cheap and the night manageress was very obliging :D well she kept on serving me anyway...I know one particular TPer that cannot actually remember going to the room...the room also got re-arranged a little at about dawn as I needed to find a plug socket in reach of my mask :eek:
 
Tofu is what the animal that they use to make quorn poops out.
 
It's a Quorn taking in a delivery of Tofu raw materials!
 
Is it a wild quorn though?
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Ive never understood why a vegetarian would want to eat something that tastes like something they dont eat. I wonder if any real vegetarians actually buy the stuff. Its not like its a healthy alternative to real chicken either IMO. A nice piece of grilled chicken breast...pretty healthy to me.
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same thing with lesbians
 
Last time we were in Lyme Regis we had lunch IN the Cobb (but Mrs Nod didn't have Quorn in the Cobb!!!)
 
Nikon_Nick said:
Well, we all know what they are eating, and it doesn't taste like chicken :eek:
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Have you never eaten a chicken curry from a take-away?
Allegedly they use a lots of Pu....
Never mind :D
 
Nod said:
Well, I am what I eat and I'm a...
...I'm a notta aboutta usea thattaa wordaa!!!
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Having finally met you Nod,
I can confirm you are a really pussy......................
.............Cat :)
 
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