IT and geeky jokes thread

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Hello everyone,

since it seems there are a few people who deal with IT and sciences and maybe even like them, I thought I'd start a thread about these.

I have only links now, no jokes myself... maybe except a couple of real life experiences.

Here are the links:
http://xkcd.com/55/
http://xkcd.com/324/
http://xkcd.com/327/
http://xkcd.com/393/

http://flickr.com/photos/thrasher7/1441817075/in/photostream/
http://flickr.com/photos/22250631@N03/2144041033/

http://www.google.com/search?q=the+answer+to+life+the+universe+and+everything

More to come.

Feel free to add your links, jokes or pics.
 
Someone in one long forgotten thread elsewhere claims these are from bugzilla of the GNU Compiler Collection:

*Pi = 3. For low values of Pi and high values of 3.
*Men are stupid. Women are evil. Food is good.
*Fix the bugs? Let's not, and say we did.
*One who has time to complain has time to submit patches.
*To meassure once leads to knowledge, to meassure twice leads to doubt, to meassure thrice leads to statistics
*Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
*[Sango:] Hiraikotsu!
 
BoFH and Bash.org always keep me amused :)
 
Ok, well I'll add the old classic

"There are 10 types of people in this world -Those that understand binary and those that don't".
 
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