Invisibility ...

[archangel]

... After centuries of people trying to succeed in becoming invisible, I have finally succeeded, well I think I have

So far I have been walked into 9 times, mowed down by 2 buggies, taken out by one crutch and poked with an umbrella and I have only been in town half an hour......

 

[ancient_mariner]

That's not invisibility - just SEP.

 

[Llamaman]

You're not invisible, just unpopular

 

[Yv]

... After centuries of people trying to succeed in becoming invisible, I have finally succeeded, well I think I have

So far I have been walked into 9 times, mowed down by 2 buggies, taken out by one crutch and poked with an umbrella and I have only been in town half an hour......

You should try smiling more often...

 

[archangel]

You should try smiling more often...

'scuse me! I am Mr feckin happy.....well until I get assassinated by a buggy or crutch

 

[Nod]

Mike, don't take up motorcycling! Even with a headlight/running light on, people will look you straight in the eye then pull out on you. Mind you, the same people will do the same to a sodding great white LandRover (not sure they would do so if they knew just how relatively poor the brakes are on old Diesel series Landys!!!)