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what i can do to stop my bowel pain had it for 3 days now. under my belly button, and from the bottom of my ribs down. i dont want to go to the docs coz while ive had this the weight has dropped off, just need some home remedies to to take the edge off the pain. what do you use?
 
NHS direct, followed by a shrink for asking medical queries on a photography forum. Or a freaking rotten kebab, it say Blackpool, its Monday, should be some nicely marinated on the town centre streets by now ;)
 
i know i just meant things like peppermint cordial or warm milk that sort of remedy
 
not medical advise as such just some old mothers remedies, so i can sleep tonight
 
yep that would do it except i cant even look at alcohol at the moment, and i have no brandy anyway
 
jeez, go to the doctors and stop being a pleb. pain + weight loss = visit to the doctor
 
If it was really bad, you'd be asking hypnotic to put you out of your misery with his handgun.
 
that and my doctors is in liverpool, i am in blackpool :(
 
and i not going to hospital!!! nope uh uh im going to book a docs appointment tomoz i think and see if my old doc will see me
 
Go to the doctors first thing tomorrow, it 'could' be something extremely serious

e.g. if it was a strangulated hernia it could kill you

if in a lot of pain, A&E

get the message...
 
Ashers said:
that and my doctors is in liverpool, i am in blackpool :(
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Irrelevant!

If you break a leg ski-ing in Switzerland, you don't avoid local medical help because your doctor is in Liverpool.

Or maybe you would :shrug:
 
my appendix is on my right side isnt it? this is my left side and middle.
 
Yes it is, these are just examples to illustrate the need to see someone pronto
 
It could also be kidney stones as the pain from those is not always round the kidney region as I found out to my discomfort.

I never want to experience that kind of pain again.
 
Should we start taking bets as to what it is.

I reckon it's his brain that's slipped down into his intestines, and is blocking everything.
Would certainly explain the upstairs rattle.
 
Ashers said:
what i can do to stop my bowel pain had it for 3 days now. under my belly button, and from the bottom of my ribs down. i dont want to go to the docs coz while ive had this the weight has dropped off, just need some home remedies to to take the edge off the pain. what do you use?
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Is it a sharp pain that hurts more when you lean backwards? Is it a pulling sort of sensation? Sounds like Xenomorphitism. Easily remedied with a pair of pliers.
 
KayJay said:
Is it a sharp pain that hurts more when you lean backwards? Is it a pulling sort of sensation? Sounds like Xenomorphitism. Easily remedied with a pair of pliers.
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I think you mean Xenomorphism. Or were you trying to fit an extra tit in there?
 
could be a bowel blockage of some sort. Get the dude round to measure your box if you dont want to go to hossy. Normally i dont condone abusing members, but you really are a spanner of the highest order. GO TO THE DOCTOR ASAP
 
matty said:
could be a bowel blockage of some sort. Get the dude round to measure your box if you dont want to go to hossy. Normally i dont condone abusing members, but you really are a spanner of the highest order. GO TO THE DOCTOR ASAP
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Maybe it's Mr Hanky? :D
 
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