Important question about milk

They are like the dairy milk ads - nothing to do with the product but stay in your mind longer because of that.
 
Gaz81 said:
Right, this is bugging me...

What the hell are the cravendale adverts about?? :shrug:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssACddCJlAA
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*clears throat* It's really quite simple. The toons/toys/animals are waking in the morning, and having very little communications skills, find the only way to describe their excitement for the their first drink of the day is to shout "Milk!" and run for the fridge.

On pouring out the first glass the carton is emptied. This is a terrible thing for all. They all want a glass of Cravendale for breakfast, so they decided on a game of musical statues to settle any argument of who gets the one and only glass of Cravendale this time.

Buuuuuut *oh the drama!* The Cyclist (guy with the yellow shirt) is a dirty rotten cheat. He makes a cardboard cutout of himself and places it on the dance floor. Knowing full well that he would win hands down, he decides to go and help himself to his prize! Mean while the game concludes with cow and pirate falling over from the imbalance and obvious Cravendale withdrawl symptoms. On righting themselves they catch the yellow man at his game. The scene ends with smug yellow man gulping down the last of his ill-gotten gains and toasting, smugly, to the poor cow and pirate ... who will surely die if they don't immediately go out and buy enough Cravendae to last them their whole lives!


The point of the drama?

Well Cravendale is so natural and good for you, there are no nasty bacteria to melt away excess brain cells. So you wind up playing really rather strange games with plastic figures and recording the event for pleasure. But you can't help it! The lack of dying brain cells and resulting over active imagination created by drinking Cravendale is all worth it ... because it tastes so good.

[S4]I :love: Cravendale[/S4]

**I need sleep**
 
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