I'm shattered!

[Steep]

Yes, I'm Shattered. For several years I've been blaming it on middle
age, poor blood, lack of vitamins, air pollution, saccharin, obesity,
dieting, and another dozen maladies that make you wonder if life is really
worth living.

I'm shattered because I'm overworked.

The population of this country is 51 million. 21 million are retired.

That leaves 30 million to do the work.
There are 19 million at school.

That leaves 11 million to do the work.

2 million are unemployed and 4 million are employed by the government to look after us.

That leaves 5 million to do the work.

One million are in the armed forces, which leaves 4 million to do the work.

3 million are employed by County and Borough Councils to help the government to look after us.

That leaves one million to do the work.

There are 620,000 people in hospital and 379,998 in prisons.

Which leaves 2 people to do the work.

You and me.

And you are sitting on your arse reading this.

No wonder I'm ********* knackered!

______________________________
/as usual pinched from elsewhere

 

[whitewash]

awesome, now get back to it, stop wasting time, you've got a pile of work to do!

 

[Grendel]

lol Very good

 

[Toothie]

lol im allowed i work for the govenment to help look after you all

 

[inaneredstripe]

i do apreciate it tho. now, wheres my coffee?

 

[Toothie]

well for coffee i will need the request in triplicate, signed by your line manger and sent to the kithen and redirected to me. cost codes must be included or coffee with be denied

 

[Ally]

 

[Toothie]

btw - coffee with milk and sugar will require seperate request forms with individual cost codes for milk and sugar. please note coffee, milk and sugar may be delivered seperately.