and please use their services
I'm going to be rich......
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How do you it doesn't already Richard ?
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Here's an idea ladys - just buy a bar of chocolate. It'll be bigger, more satisfying etc 
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Here's an idea ladys - just buy a bar of chocolate. It'll be bigger, more satisfying etc
<---resists making a "melt in the mouth" joke.
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Takes me back to the 80's when novelty chocolates were in vogue. I was having a lonely dinner in an hotel and earwigging the couple on the next table. The well dressed female was obviously a rep for a confectionary company and she was wining and dining a buyer in the run up to Christmas.
After the meal was finished, the briefcase came out and the order form started to be completed...200 of this, 500 of that. Then came the novelty items....chocolate breasts, chocolate willies
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"How big are they" enquired the buyer.
"Oh, Life size.....about 10 inches long" was the response
Spoiled his evening (and mine)
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After the meal was finished, the briefcase came out and the order form started to be completed...200 of this, 500 of that. Then came the novelty items....chocolate breasts, chocolate willies
."How big are they" enquired the buyer.
"Oh, Life size.....about 10 inches long" was the response
Spoiled his evening (and mine)
Bob
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What's six inches long and gets women excited??? 
A £20 note
And for me, a biiiiiiiiiig piece of chocolate cake wrapped up inside it makes it even more appealing
A £20 note
And for me, a biiiiiiiiiig piece of chocolate cake wrapped up inside it makes it even more appealing
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that could be bloody dangerous. think about it.
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Sophisticated ladies prefer Green & Black and will pay £750 per capsule
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Bah! I doubt that will happen. However if you men just ate more fruit it would be much more palatable 
You don't need pills for that, and just think of your health benefits to!
You could also use your sweeter taste in an alluring comment to your other half ... "Here darling, would you like to have a suck? It will give you your 5 a day all in one shot!".
You don't need pills for that, and just think of your health benefits to!You could also use your sweeter taste in an alluring comment to your other half ... "Here darling, would you like to have a suck? It will give you your 5 a day all in one shot!".
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WOW Jo.... that comment had me laughing out loud... best comment I've read on here for ages... brilliant...Bah! I doubt that will happen. However if you men just ate more fruit it would be much more palatable
You could also use your sweeter taste in an alluring comment to your other half ... "Here darling, would you like to have a suck? It will give you your 5 a day all in one shot!".