I'll be buggered!........................

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..MD.. said:
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oh yeah cos if me and you walk down that road holding hands that will look fine...


nobody will think :suspect: look at those two fine looking straight guys... ohhhh if only:nuts:



my only problem is the distance :suspect: honest :thumbs:



md:wave:
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yeah but they will see your taken and leave you alone
















or invite you to an orgy :shrug:
 
and i was hoping to come and see you soon for some close up shots as well as some out in the open....


i think i best re phrase this..




sod it chris knows what i mean...





md:thumbs:
 
..MD.. said:
and i was hoping to come and see you soon for some close up shots as well as some out in the open....
i think i best re phrase this..
sod it chris knows what i mean...
md:thumbs:
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Sorry Dave you have me at a dis-advantage :shrug:





:p
 
Cobra said:
Sorry Dave you have me at a dis-advantage :shrug:





:p
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:lol:


was hoping to come over for some birdie shots.. just need the leaves to drop if i am correct...for poss in flight shots..



mind i said birdie shots ...... not doggy shots


md:thumbs:


" thinks to himself :shrug: if this had happened to me would i have put it on the net,,,,,,,,,,, answer :thumbs: but glad it never"
 
:lol:
Superb thread so far

Been laughing my head off:thumbs:

I shall certainly be carefull where i park to eat my butties from now on:eek:
 
Just as well Chris you weren't playing with you camera and zoom lens at the time he said that! You can just imagine his words "My what a big one you have there"!!!
 
Chris is used to people saying that to him! :lol:
 
birdy961 said:
:lol:
Superb thread so far

Been laughing my head off:thumbs:

I shall certainly be carefull where i park to eat my butties from now on:eek:
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Glad your amused Robin :thumbs:
I was in two minds whether to post the thread or not, but it seems to
have amused a lot of people so job done :thumbs: :D
King of Groove said:
Just as well Chris you weren't playing with you camera and zoom lens at the time he said that! You can just imagine his words "My what a big one you have there"!!!
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Ladybird said:
Chris is used to people saying that to him! :lol:
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Thanks LB & Clive :thumbs: :D
But I just wonder, who has been talking? :D
 
King of Groove said:
Just as well Chris you weren't playing with you camera and zoom lens at the time he said that! You can just imagine his words "My what a big one you have there"!!!
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He would have been less than impressed with my 10mm f1.2 then
:'(:'(:'(:'(
 
Smiffy said:
He would have been less than impressed with my 10mm f1.2 then
:'(:'(:'(:'(
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I really don't think he was bothered TBH :D
edit its just occured to me that I really should go back there and ask this guy if he has iternet access
and point him to this thread....surley he should know that he is famous :shrug:
 
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This kinda reminds me of the time that I walked into a nightclub in Brighton one night and took a seat at the bar.
One of the waiting staff asked if he could push my stool in for me


I left pretty rapid...
 
Smiffy said:
This kinda reminds me of the time that I walked into a nightclub in Brighton one night and took a seat at the bar.
One of the waiting staff asked if he could push my stool in for me


I left pretty rapid...
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:lol:
 
Just as well you didn't get all flustered and try to engage him with topical conversation like....

"my that was some jobs blow at Lehman Brothers"

sometimes these things don't come out quite as planned ;)
 
Cobra said:
I really don't think he was bothered TBH :D
edit its just occured to me that I really should go back there and ask this guy if he has iternet access
and point him to this thread....surley he should know that he is famous :shrug:
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I'd tread carefully if you do....he might get a bit arsey with you :shrug:
 
Flash In The Pan said:
Just as well you didn't get all flustered and try to engage him with topical conversation like....

"my that was some jobs blow at Lehman Brothers"
sometimes these things don't come out quite as planned ;)
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:D
Canon Bob said:
I'd tread carefully if you do....he might get a bit arsey with you :shrug:
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True enough Bob :D
 
digitalfailure said:
A friend of mine attends vehicle breakdowns during the night and got a call in the early hours of the morning.

He was quite surprised to see faces peering into his van as he sat there doing his paperwork :D

Turns out it was the local dogging spot :eek:
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:lol:

I had that when I did a roadside callout near the Wisley teabar in Surrey. I`ve never done a wheelchange that quick before. Ferrari F1 eat you hearts out....


Bloke that owned the car looked more than a little worried, all these fella`s were wandering up and down the layby looking in the cars and then wandering off into the woods!
 
minky_monkey said:
all these fella`s were wandering up and down the layby looking in the cars and then wandering off into the woods!
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You will have to excuse my naivety on this one but is it just blokes that do this kind of thing. All seems very strange to me, but on the flip side they probably think I'm strange for not.

:cuckoo:
 
Looking at the thread title, it's a good job you didn't turn round - you'ld have been ****ed if you had!
 
lee said:
You will have to excuse my naivety on this one but is it just blokes that do this kind of thing. All seems very strange to me, but on the flip side they probably think I'm strange for not.

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I guess women tend to pick up other women in gay bars and the like
I have never heard of women " hanging around" waiting for other women.
Maybe they do, I don't know.
Perhaps I should ask my gay women friend next time I see her.
I am sure I will get a straight ( Ooops no pun intended :D) answer :thumbs:
And I am sure when I relate this story back to her she will be wetting herself with laughter
She like that all heart:)


Nod said:
Looking at the thread title, it's a good job you didn't turn round - you'ld have been ****ed if you had!
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I was sat sitting with my ass firmly planted on my car seat :thumbs:
 
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OMG.....this thread still going? :lol:
 
Matt Sayle said:
I dont who I am more worried about now. Chris for visiting these areas or what KoG searches of a night :eek:
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Which set me thinking....did a Google search of "I really fancy some c*ck" and this thread comes in at #7....:gag:

I think we need to treat all new members signing up in the next week or so as very suspicious....perhaps Marcel needs to restrict access to the "meeting place" forum until they've got 100 posts.

Bob
 
Canon Bob said:
Which set me thinking....did a Google search of "I really fancy some c*ck" and this thread comes in at #7....:gag:

I think we need to treat all new members signing up in the next week or so as very suspicious....perhaps Marcel needs to restrict access to the "meeting place" forum until they've got 100 posts.

Bob
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:lol: :lol:
 
Canon Bob said:
Which set me thinking....did a Google search of "I really fancy some c*ck" and this thread comes in at #7....:gag:

I think we need to treat all new members signing up in the next week or so as very suspicious....perhaps Marcel needs to restrict access to the "meeting place" forum until they've got 100 posts.

Bob
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Fame at last ( or maybe thats infamy)
they've got it in f' me
The old ones are the best :thumbs: :lol:( ooops I just re-read that :D
 
A couple of years ago I had to deliver some commercial vehicle parts to a paint shop in Stoke on trent, I arrived at 7.30am to be told they didn't start until 8.30am

I asked if there was a cafe so I could get some breakfast, yes 200 yds up the hill on your left, I left the van and started walking up the hill.

About 1/2 way up an attractive young woman of about 20-22 wearing a smart trouser suit passed me coming the other way, as we passed she said something which i thought was have you got the time.

I stopped and said sorry, her reply was "are you looking for business" :eek:

I was that shocked i said "No i'm looking for breakfast":lol:
 
You lot still banging on about this? I am begining to worry about a few of you :D
if You want the location PM me :thumbs:
Just give me a minute to empty my PM box though, and I promise I won't mention you by name :lol:
 
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