I'll be buggered!........................

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Not this time pal!!!!!!!!!!!

I pulled in to a local area to eat me sarnies today, its not a true picnic area
but a place where the road has been diverted, so its now a little dead end lane
A height restriction bar has been placed over the top to stop travellers
parking their caravans in, so its a sort of "managed" area

As I was pulling in a older guy in a large 4x4 was pulling out and wound down
his window, I guessed he was lost, it happens a lot around here :D

"Anyone else around he asked"
assuming he was meeting a group and I was mistaken for someone else
I said "not as far as I know"

"Just us then" he said
A little bemused I said "I guess so" thinking the poor chap had lost the plot :shrug:

"Thats a real shame" he said "I really fancy some c*ck" :eek:

Right foot to the floor hand-break turn........................

I was outta there before it becomes compulsory!

Its surprising how little we know a place, I have lived in that area for many years and even walk (ed) the dogs along there!
I had no idea that it was "that Kinda meeting place"

I guess I had better find somewhere else to eat me sarnies in future!


 
Haha, a similar thing used to happen every thursday next to my old house (sefton park in Liverpool for those in the know). Basically people would pull up on the edge of the park in cars, get out and swap around, and do naughty things.
 
LOL!
Brilliant.
 
Blapto said:
Hang on, where exactly was this? So I know to avoid it, of course.
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Not saying in case I am accused of "pimping":D
Just on the outskirts of the land of roundabouts and concrete cows ;)
 
Theres a car park like that on the A41 from Chester to Bangor races turn off. It has toilets and a burger bar. One time i was glad to have missus with me
 
Cobra said:
Not saying in case I am accused of "pimping":D
Just on the outskirts of the land of roundabouts and concrete cows ;)
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Hmm...
That makes sense, when I worked in MK a few years ago there certainly were a few people who I would have said were cases who needed care in the community. :D

Disclaimer
I am not saying that everyone who lives in MK needs help.
I worked with some very nice people as well!
 
Joe T said:
It's not near Pink Punters or whatever that gay bar is called is it?
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Pink Punters?????
LOL!
Stop it Joe you are killing me :D
 
Couldn't really say joe t i only called in to use loo. There is a gay bar about 6mile away but dont know name. Where i live its mainly doggers at gun metal car park and the odd coottager at Harrison drive. Both local tourist attractions of an evening. don't know why:lol:
 
He's a lovely boy :)
 
Cobra said:
Not this time pal!!!!!!!!!!!

Its surprising how little we know a place, I have lived in that area for many years and even walk (ed) the dogs along there!
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So, no cottaging but dogging's OK?
 
Cobra said:


"Anyone else around he asked"
assuming he was meeting a group and I was mistaken for someone else
I said "not as far as I know"

"Just us then" he said
A little bemused I said "I guess so" thinking the poor chap had lost the plot :shrug:

"Thats a real shame" he said "I really fancy some c*ck" :eek:
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So this guy was desperate...........


and he still didn't fancy you? :thinking: :lol: :exit:
 
Joe T said:
It's not near Pink Punters or whatever that gay bar is called is it?
P.S. I've never been there and I dont want to!
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No several miles away to the west :D
Actually my daughters boyfreind and a few of his pals go there occasionally
cheap beer and no trouble :thumbs:

Nod said:
So, no cottaging but dogging's OK?
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hashcake said:
Hmm...
That makes sense, when I worked in MK a few years ago there certainly were a few people who I would have said were cases who needed care in the community.

Disclaimer
I am not saying that everyone who lives in MK needs help.
I worked with some very nice people as well!
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No but "we" have more than our fair share :D



Flash In The Pan said:
So this guy was desperate...........
and he still didn't fancy you? :thinking: :lol: :exit:
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:lol: I think he thought I was there for the same reason as him

MisterE said:
This leads us to question the assumption that Cobra is actually a male, or wonder whether or not he appeared to be male at the time :gag:
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:lol: last time I checked I has all the " requisites" to be a male
 
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A friend of mine attends vehicle breakdowns during the night and got a call in the early hours of the morning.

He was quite surprised to see faces peering into his van as he sat there doing his paperwork :D

Turns out it was the local dogging spot :eek:
 
I've never heard kids bunking off school with video cameras calling it that before :eek:

:D
 
PMSL Chris! :lol:

I presume you had sausage sarnies......:eek: :lol:
 
a few years ago, i had to night out in my lorry near leicester heading back from kent.
parked in a huge layby east of the city. public loo and large grassy area with benches n tables. parked up at about 6pm in middle of summer.
out came the camping stove , and nosh was cooked and despatched.
while eating , i had noticed a lot of cars pulling up and men walking off into the woodland area behind the layby.
one particular golf had driven in and out three or four times.
me thinks , he must be looking for someone.
anyway, sleepytime loomed and so did a need to park the lunch.
off goes i to the lavatorial facilities.
wanders in and does the required bodily function and goes to ash hands.
door of disabled cubicle opens and gentleman apeering to be able bodied exits.
"evening" he says and winks at me ."evening" replies me, thinking "odd" ?
drying my hands and a SECOND gentleman exits the same cubicle.
penny finaly drops . oh ****** ,thinks i.
ive never got up the steps of the lorry so quickly.
fired up and drove to the far end of the layby, locks the doors and draws the curtains.:help:
i later was told of the term "cottageing"
euuuugh. i must have been...........the only straight in the layby.
 
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:lol:


Joe, I'm worried about you!
 
Joe T said:
I only heard about it when one of the (female) secretaries at work had their leaving do there - suffice to say I didnt go!

Ladybird on the other hand used to live down the road from it.... :p
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So?!?!?!?! :p

:D :D :D, oh yeah...... 'YMCA' :lol:
 
Yep its advertised as a gay / lesbian / transgender club
( or so I am told :D)
 
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