If you say so............

[Cobra]

This x-ray is of a 60-year-old man who checked himself into the Nishtar Hospital in Multan, Pakistan.
He wanted treatment, because he claimed that the Pepsi bottle was stuck up his anus by thieves before they stole two of his buffalos.

 

[crofter]

As they do.

 

[Cobra]

As they do.

I didn't realise it was a prerequisite for stealing Buffalo TBH.
Maybe its just the custom out there? .

 

[Neil B]

I have heard of taking the Pepsi challenge but i think he's gone a bit far, nothing worse than warm fizz

 

[Snooky]

Under certain circumstances people "bottle it" but that's taking it literally!!!!

 

[u8myufo]

This x-ray is of a 60-year-old man who checked himself into the Nishtar Hospital in Multan, Pakistan.
He wanted treatment, because he claimed that the Pepsi bottle was stuck up his anus by thieves before they stole two of his buffalos.

Like he say`s

 

[viv1969]

Thieves....Riiiight

 

[u8myufo]

Just don`t go HERE

 

[Cobra]

Just don`t go HERE

I've no intention of "going there" Rich

Although bottles do seem a popular choice for some reason

 

[Bernie174]

A rumour went round a large metropolitan Police force one night duty, that a particular computer aided dispatch message was worth looking at.

The incident in question started as missing 30 year old man, and progressed through the usual over reaction things, short of calling out a large scale search team.

About 3 hours after it started there was an update put onto the message from the Staff Nurse at the local A&E saying that they had been asked to notify police if the man turned up there....Which he had. Unfortunately, he had accidentally, as you do, managed to get his manhood stuck in the neck of a bottle.

Sadly, the supervisor at a place called the 'Garden', or something similar to that which wasn't outside, it was in fact in a big building in central Metro City, then restricted access to the message. This was a shame as we all looked forward to his full explanation.

 

[Rob 80386]

I've no intention of "going there" Rich

Although bottles do seem a popular choice for some reason

Well look at its shape, seems like a logical choice

 

[Cobra]

Well look at its shape, seems like a logical choice

As per the title Em, "If you say so"

 

[crofter]

A rumour went round a large metropolitan Police force one night duty, that a particular computer aided dispatch message was worth looking at.

The incident in question started as missing 30 year old man, and progressed through the usual over reaction things, short of calling out a large scale search team.

About 3 hours after it started there was an update put onto the message from the Staff Nurse at the local A&E saying that they had been asked to notify police if the man turned up there....Which he had. Unfortunately, he had accidentally, as you do, managed to get his manhood stuck in the neck of a bottle.

Sadly, the supervisor at a place called the 'Garden', or something similar to that which wasn't outside, it was in fact in a big building in central Metro City, then restricted access to the message. This was a shame as we all looked forward to his full explanation.

Quite a common occurence when glass milk bottles were de rigueur, a friend who worked as a nurse in casualty years ago was confronted by this on more than one occasion as well as a bloke with a shaving brush up his arse.

 

[stupar]

Pepsi Max...penetration

 

[Cobra]

.... on more than one occasion as well as a bloke with a shaving brush up his arse.

The mind boggles

Pepsi Max...penetration

 

[viv1969]

My SIL sill dines out on a tale of her time as a nurse in a and e when a patient presented with three long stemmed roses jammed stem first in her posterior.
Thorns and all.

 

[big soft moose]

ive mentioned before the guy who gave himself an impromptu circumcission while stimulating himself with a power sander.... casualty nurses have the best stories

There was also the bloke who came in wit a dead cat attached to his person ... he'd penetrated it from behind but it had sadly died as a result and gone into spasm meaning he couldnt remove it , necessitating him attending A&E for a Catectomy.

 

[crofter]

Nowt so queer as folk.

 

[Cobra]

My SIL sill dines out on a tale of her time as a nurse in a and e when a patient presented with three long stemmed roses jammed stem first in her posterior.
Thorns and all.

Had it been a bloke I could have understood the
fact that he'd tried to placate the OH by buying roses,
and she said you can stick them up your arse

Maybe women do by blokes flowers for the same reason.?

Oh and no points for anyone repeating the fairy on the top of the tree joke either

 

[vetonbike]

So cats do have their uses

 

[Snooky]

Had my knee replacement checked this week! Nurses smiling and giggling before giving me my results!!! View attachment 26570

I new why after this ........

 

[SarahLee]

Just don`t go HERE

Although bottles do seem a popular choice for some reason

I notice they've singled out the one smart arse who attached a rope to his bottle . . . presumably to aid with extraction if it got stuck. That obviously worked out well didn't it?

And an oil can with a potato stopper? Just what the . . . and how . . . (actually I really don't want to know!)

 

[u8myufo]

And an oil can with a potato stopper? Just what the . . . and how . . . (actually I really don't want to know!)

Yeh brought a tear to my eye did that.No! No! It was not me I swear

 

[Cobra]

Yeh brought a tear to my eye did that.No! No! It was not me I swear

As per the title, if you say so

 

[Cobra]

I notice they've singled out the one smart arse who attached a rope to his bottle . . . presumably to aid with extraction if it got stuck. That obviously worked out well didn't it?

It was obviously a good idea while it lasted

And an oil can with a potato stopper? Just what the . . . and how . . . (actually I really don't want to know!)

Something's are best left

 

[Cobra]

Nurses smiling and giggling before giving me my results!!! .

I know, I'd giggle too, did you not ask if they could do an extension while you were in ?

 

[Ian D J]

My SIL sill dines out on a tale of her time as a nurse in a and e when a patient presented with three long stemmed roses jammed stem first in her posterior.
Thorns and all.

Now that's a lovely mental image to end my day with. I think tonight's dream is going to be quite interesting (I do dream quite vividly).

 

[viv1969]

Now that's a lovely mental image to end my day with. I think tonight's dream is going to be quite interesting (I do dream quite vividly).

Sorry 'bout that

 

[Cobra]

Now that's a lovely mental image to end my day with. I think tonight's dream is going to be quite interesting (I do dream quite vividly).

I must admit, I'm quite surprised that you haven't chipped in with a doodle by now

 

[Ian D J]

I must admit, I'm quite surprised that you haven't chipped in with a doodle by now

Hi Chris! Actually, it had reminded me of a doodle I did a couple of years ago . . .

 

[Cobra]

Hi Chris! Actually, it had reminded me of a doodle I did a couple of years ago . . .

PMSL I knew you wouldn't let us down Ian