If I was a Motorway Copper

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Oh so that's the way this thread is going is it then :naughty: Well when I was just a teansy weansy little bit reckless, many many years ago. I do recall this girl I knew slightly, she reeled the widow of her car down and flashed her cleavage, the then shouted come and catch me. She was driving an RS2000 and I was in a little farty 1100 Escort MK1 I had no chance of catching her and she obviously knew it!

This was a long time ago, and I am now a responsible old fart ;)
 
jonbeeza said:
Oh so that's the way this thread is going is it then :naughty: Well when I was just a teansy weansy little bit reckless, many many years ago. I do recall this girl I knew slightly, she reeled the widow of her car down and flashed her cleavage, the then shouted come and catch me. She was driving an RS2000 and I was in a little farty 1100 Escort MK1 I had no chance of catching her and she obviously knew it!

This was a long time ago, and I am now a responsible old fart ;)
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So you couldnt take her from behind? Tut tut :coat:
 
jonbeeza said:
and I was in a little farty 1100 Escort MK1 I had no chance of catching her and she obviously knew it!
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But you should know, its not what you've got, its how you use it :D
 
Getting up to things one shouldn't in a car?
A friend of mine, with a young lady in, well, partly in the passenger seat lost control, in every sense of the word one Christmas day and ended up embedded, in a roundabout.
 
jonbeeza said:
I used to have it, but I did not know how to use it, while now I know how to use it, just that I no longer have it :(
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I think I saw something on the internet once that may help :D
 
You boys are in need of help!! :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
You boys are in need of help!! :LOL:
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Its OK we get by in our own way :)

(But if you are offering................................ :D )
 
jonbeeza said:
If I had of been a Motorway Copper in an unmarked car this morning, I would have given out s good few summonses and fixed penalties. While driving to Manchester Airport on the M56 this morning, I witnessed the following.

  • A wagon straying onto the hard shoulder, and swerving at the last minute to just miss a person changing a wheel.
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The person changing a wheel could have done with some words of wisdom as well, as that's insane at the side of the motorway.
 
This'll out the "mature" folk with mis well spent younger days. ;)

"Any blues, drive?"
 
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Aah yes, I take your point.

It's just that you'd need to be of a certain age to have any idea what that means.

And you'd need to have been a bit of a naughty boy.

On the other hand, shouldn't be too difficult to work out I suppose.
 
Blues ointment for crabs (well, not for - more against!)? Or **, ** and away in my beautiful balloon? Never my scene but knew people who did enjoy them.
 
jonbeeza said:
Oh so that's the way this thread is going is it then :naughty: Well when I was just a teansy weansy little bit reckless, many many years ago. I do recall this girl I knew slightly, she reeled the widow of her car down and flashed her cleavage, the then shouted come and catch me. She was driving an RS2000 and I was in a little farty 1100 Escort MK1 I had no chance of catching her and she obviously knew it!

This was a long time ago, and I am now a responsible old fart ;)
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Please tell us you give it your best shot though.........flat shifting in every gear......:D
 
jonbeeza said:
Having no money for a replacement Clutch, I decided against it ;)
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Ha yes indeed - money in those days was always a commodity absent from my pocket too, thinking about what it will cost was always a big factor with cars......of course I would not have even had a chance with a 1300 marina.....O the shame.....and I was a mechanic too - just a poor one!
 
LASTOLITE said:
Ha yes indeed - money in those days was always a commodity absent from my pocket too, thinking about what it will cost was always a big factor with cars......of course I would not have even had a chance with a 1300 marina.....O the shame.....and I was a mechanic too - just a poor one!
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I had a Marina myself bright Yellow looked great but refused to go into first gear, and always jumped out of second gear. I loved the car, biggest load of junk ever!
 
O dear - Mine was Canary Yellow too......for shame.....first gear was none Syncro and second gear always wore out as that was the only gear in which the car would give ANY performance - so one kept it in 2nd as long as poss with hand on stick as it would jump out....

I suppose motor way police had less of a challenge in those days........!

You only drove in the middle lane to overtake at 60 ish I cant remember ever going into the right lane (fast lane) in the marina....
 
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LASTOLITE said:
I cant remember ever going into the right lane (fast lane) in the marina....
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It's not a "fast" lane. There's no such thing as a fast lane.
 
LASTOLITE said:
O dear - Mine was Canary Yellow too......for shame.....first gear was none Syncro and second gear always wore out as that was the only gear in which the car would give ANY performance - so one kept it in 2nd as long as poss with hand on stick as it would jump out....
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Did you sell it in 1980/1981 by any chance? Just wondering if I bought it :eek:
 
jonbeeza said:
Did you sell it in 1980/1981 by any chance? Just wondering if I bought it :eek:
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IF you bought one with black duct tape on the NS front wing just over the headlight ......Nah I scrapped mine.....eventually and bought an Audi GT coupe......happy days!
 
Appalled as to how the initial post has been twisted....

There I was, thinking I had someone I had something in common with... Sitting in a pillbox on a bridge over the M3 blasting the following into oblivion:

Mobile phone users-yes we know you are using your phone, cupping your hand by your ear is a pathetic disguise....

Middle lane cloggers - filth

Anyone with baby/child on board signs - I don't care. Anyone with Grandchild on board signs should suffer, you are a pathetic exhibitionist. You may be fertile, don't rib it in you pathetic dirtbag

And my least favourite - bicycle carriers that obscure the rear lights and number plates. Go on tell tell us that you cycle -NEXT TIME CYCLE THERE!!!!
 
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Appalled as to how the initial post has been twisted....

There I was, thinking I had someone I had something in common with... Sitting in a pillbox on a bridge over the M3 blasting the following into oblivion:

Mobile phone users-yes we know you are using your phone, cupping your hand by your ear is a pathetic disguise....

Middle lane cloggers - filth

Anyone with baby/child on board signs - I don't care. Anyone with Grandchild on board signs should suffer, you are a pathetic exhibitionist. You may be fertile, don't rib it in you pathetic dirtbag

And my least favourite - bicycle carriers that obscure the rear lights and number plates. Go on tell tell us that you cycle -NEXT TIME CYCLE THERE!!!!
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Now lie down

The tranquilisers will gently ease your psychic pain

Now do tell.... where and when did the need for perfection in others settle in your head? Was it when you realised that you were the only perfect person on the planet?....... I think we need to take your car keys away from you, don't fight it.... gently now... that's it, yes curl up, it is no problem if you feel the need to put your thumb in your mouth..... there there.... off you go to sleep..... there we go..... now you should feel comfortably numb.... no more pain....
 
Hugh Jarse said:
Now lie down

The tranquilisers will gently ease your psychic pain

Now do tell.... where and when did the need for perfection in others settle in your head? Was it when you realised that you were the only perfect person on the planet?....... I think we need to take your car keys away from you, don't fight it.... gently now... that's it, yes curl up, it is no problem if you feel the need to put your thumb in your mouth..... there there.... off you go to sleep..... there we go..... now you should feel comfortably numb.... no more pain....
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Psychic Pain? tosh!
 
welshwizard645 said:
Psychic Pain? tosh!
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Yawn

So you advocate murdering drivers for things that, whilst illegal, you feel firing weapons at those impinging your idea of poor behaviour justifies, whilst at the same time not accepting their destroyed vehicles smashing into other innocent drivers causing even more mayhem

Hmm maybe psychic pain through your blood thirst may be wrong.... other mental issues may be present.....

A bit of fun?
 
And yet another thread deteriorates in personal insults.
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