if Big Brother rang you up and asked you to take part in the next series

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Would you agree?
 
I've never seen it, so no idea.
 
I've never seen it, so no idea.

I don't watch it either, but it's hard to completely miss, the premise of the show is a group of people get locked in a house, talk sh*t and get drunk and argue while cameras broadcast an edited version of what they do..
 
I'd go and then stab every other freak in the house. I win
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I'd go and then stab every other freak in the house. I win
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Then we could all watch the new Big Brother show with you in prison taking it up the old chocolate whizz way each day :lol:
 
Then we could all watch the new Big Brother show with you in prison taking it up the old chocolate whizz way each day :LOL:

Zip it or it's the Lumphanan dagger for you.
 
I don't watch it either, but it's hard to completely miss, the premise of the show is a group of people get locked in a house, talk sh*t and get drunk and argue while cameras broadcast an edited version of what they do..

Not tha different to this section of the TP Forum then?
 
I'd go and then stab every other freak in the house. I win
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Thats not playing nice now is it....I am also sure it would be frowned upon by Big Bro....:D
 
My first thoughts would be .... go f--- yourself, but then upon reflection
I would first ask, whats it worth, if not enough then refer back to my first thoughts
 
It would be my idea of hell.

In fact I'd rather castrate myself with a spoon.

Surely that's another show right there!
 
What if I had a gun and could shoot him in the face?
Aye. You'd need a gun coz you'd never handle me man to man. Fact!!!!
 
There's a lot more forums where he just posts a question and that's it
 
I would. I'm fully qualified. Talk bull, never base opinions on fact and constantly change my opinion to test your argument and beliefs
 
I would. I'm fully qualified. Talk bull, never base opinions on fact and constantly change my opinion to test your argument and beliefs

.......Steve???????
 
Then we could all watch the new Big Brother show with you in prison taking it up the old chocolate whizz way each day

Whatever happened to all the classy women?

I'd ask if the nosh was free, it's a weeks minimum free B&B, be a bit controversial, tell them they are a bunch of self worshiping morons, and the only people who watch the program are single brain celled voyeurs, who have no life. That ought to get you out of it pretty quickly and probably with some dosh from The Sun for your 'Story' as well.
 
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