Ideal Xmas gift??

[sbowler579]

From the wife that is. HERE

 

[Cg_Girl]

And how many husbands will divorce said wife when she orders a 'small penis size'

 

[Gremlin]

PMSL Trace, of course they could always order the "liar" size to impress but it would be a lot of good to most husbands

 

[sbowler579]

I would have to order the same size as the missus's mouth , which would be ..............................................

 

[viv1969]

The motor will last for 500 hours?
Will you fellas be ordering them monthly?

 

[Cobra]

I would have to order the same size as the missus's mouth , which would be ..............................................

OUCH!

Why and I reminded of the Zager & Evens Lyrics?

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

Seems the "Prophecy" is coming true

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Id have to order mine from Jacamo...

 

[stupar]

Just think of the exponential increase in male multi tasking now that they have 2 hands free!

I wonder what its market name would be, maybe iJacker, Autojack

 

[viv1969]

Id have to order mine from Jacamo...

Surely you're confusing that with mystature dot com?

 

[Nikon_Nick]

Surely you're confusing that with mystature dot com?

I have no idea what you are talking about...

 

[DorsetDude]

The inventor should have said his name was Jack Soffalot.
Or Mike Oxsore.
Or Ernest Wayne-Kerr.

 

[sbowler579]

The inventor should have said his name was Jack Soffalot.
Or Mike Oxsore.
Or Ernest Wayne-Kerr.

 

[DorsetDude]

And whats wrong with the traditional water melon, 30 seconds in the microwave and brace and bit method anyway?

 

[sbowler579]

And whats wrong with the traditional water melon, 30 seconds in the microwave and brace and bit method anyway?

 

[Cobra]

And whats wrong with the traditional water melon, 30 seconds in the microwave and brace and bit method anyway?

Seem's I have led a sheltered life

Is that where the "My old fruit" saying comes from?

 

[SarahLee]

"Indiegogo asked us to remove certain parts from our pitch video found offensive by some users. I deeply apologize to those who were offended by the sight of artificial human penises." [\quote]

 

[Cobra]

"Indiegogo asked us to remove certain parts from our pitch video found offensive by some users. I deeply apologize to those who were offended by the sight of artificial human penises."

Don't believe a word of it, I'm sure its a Phalixy

 

[SarahLee]

Don't believe a word of it, I'm sure its a Phalixy

 

[MWHCVT]

Love the fact that one of the stages of investment got you an auto blow t-shirt, yeah because your going to wear your I'm a w****r t-shirt down the pub oh my this thing is all types of funny and knowing the US I cannot wait for the first law suit

 

[sbowler579]

I think it will be a million seller personally.