I was doing a Google and all the results were TP threads, except.....

and you were googling what :lol: If they made them for cows, carbon footprint for the world sorted :thumbs:
 
That'll be matty's staffroom threads being indexed. We're forever giving him hints.
 
gas eaters :lol:
 
It's priceless that each commendation has the happy customer's name floating by with it.
 
I need a pair of those, God knows what I'll be like when I'm 65? Phwwwwph. Are they fitted with a silencer? :nuts:
 
Tumbleweed. said:
I need a pair of those, God knows what I'll be like when I'm 65? Phwwwwph. Are they fitted with a silencer? :nuts:
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Reminds me of a joke.....


A little old lady goes to the doctor’s office for a checkup. During the checkup, she mentions to the doctor a gas problem she is having.

She says “Doctor, I notice that every few minutes, I let out a little gas. It doesn't make a sound, and doesn't smell, so it is just more of an annoyance, but is there anything you can do for me? In fact, just during this appointment, I must have passed gas 10 times, and you just never noticed it. It has been going on for about a year, and it would be nice to get it taken care of.”

So the doctor gives her some medicine, and she goes on her way. A week later, she comes back and tells him “Doctor, I still have my gas problem, but now they smell AWFUL. What happened?”

The doctor tells her “Good, we fixed your sense of smell, now we have to work on your hearing”
 
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