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Quality :p

Want to try the changing room one :p

Ive done the egg timer one at Ikea, set them all (about 50) to go off at random times over the following hour.

James
 
I had that story sent to me via email about a month ago, there were many many more items listed.

Spilling the ketchup in the feminine product isle was a stroke of genius :D
 
It's usually me who gets bored with shopping! Mr C loves it and can shop for hours. I much prefer internet shopping. You sit at home all comfy like, with your laptop on your lap and peruse at your leisure. Click a few buttons, and then a nice little man delivers your stuff, maybe the next day. No parking problems or battling with other people - especially at Christmas! Mind you I am a bit of a hermit.
 
The only shopping I used to love doing was when I was much younger and lived in London, living off my father as some means of a parasite! Back then I never believed in sayings, I thought they were only made-up by grumpy-old-buggers.

Now, my daughter is doing to me exactly what I did to my father ... I guess it's called pay-back-time.

So, I will ask you, digitalfailure, please post the whole list of things this guy did ... a lot for me to learn and implement :thumbs:
 
I just read that after seeing it on Digg. Hilarious! Quite looking forward to going shopping now; can put some of these into practice!

George.
 
From another forum:

Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened..

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14.. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here
 
digitalfailure said:
I had that story sent to me via email about a month ago, there were many many more items listed.

Spilling the ketchup in the feminine product isle was a stroke of genius :D
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I got the same email ( are we related? :D )

And the ketchup one was just soooooooooooo bloody hilarious :coat:
 
One way of getting out of shopping, but I have a sneaky feeling he enjoyed going and must have taken some thought beforehand to come up with these pranks, pure genius :lol:
 
Mrs Cowasaki said:
It's usually me who gets bored with shopping! Mr C loves it and can shop for hours. I much prefer internet shopping. You sit at home all comfy like, with your laptop on your lap and peruse at your leisure. Click a few buttons, and then a nice little man delivers your stuff, maybe the next day. No parking problems or battling with other people - especially at Christmas! Mind you I am a bit of a hermit.
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Are you sure I'm not married to you, that sound just like my other half.:D
 
Some years ago my brother in law worked in B&Q as the storeman in the warehouse with a xouple of other guys

They spent all day in the back sorting the goods out before they went out on the shelf.

When they got a pretty girl in the shop with big (.)(.) somebody would get on the tannoy and say

Customer service 600 size check aisle 6 and they'd all come out and have a look :lol:
 
foggy4ever said:
Are you sure I'm not married to you, that sound just like my other half.:D
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Not unless Cowasaki's secretly set up another account on TP under the name of foggy4ever. But LOL!!!

I just can't be bothered with all that milling around with perfect strangers, and getting hot and sweaty because the heating in the shops is always on far too high. Ain't the internet great?!
 
That was about a couple of years ago, wallmart was the shop then I think.
 
Genius!! what else could you do.............


I have played the "random things into random strangers trolley game before" But my four year old seems to do the same, just with not so random things and my trolley.

I always fancied doing it with the security tags that someone very handily leaves a big box of somewhere in pretty much every shop. Randomly dropping them into other peoples bags woudl be great to watch from outside the door as every person over a fifteen minute period sets of the alarms.........
 
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