I thought I'd do something different for Xmas 2011 hence This is not a Spam thread!

No, copper jacket hollow points,.357 Magnum, and if that don't work the other option is to :exit:


a strait jacket would be a better option for the snake :D
 
PMSL at you all...nice to see some things don't change! Missed you all ! xxx
 
a strait jacket would be a better option for the snake :D
Yep and easier to get out of too :p

that won't so much make holes as lead to minced snake (snake tartare :lol: )
I wonder what Moose tastes like :thinking:
A bit chewy I guess :p


Having been to essex its hard to imagine why anyone would :p :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:
Very well thanks Chris. I take it thats whiskers in you avatar and not cobwebs?
Oh thats just mould mate ;)

PMSL at you all...nice to see some things don't change! Missed you all ! xxx
Hi Cathy long time no hear :wave:
 
PMSL at you all...nice to see some things don't change! Missed you all ! xxx


Hiya Cathy, how you doing, great to see you found us :clap:
 
Oh me being fully sane for me would still class as insane to must people, I measure my sanity on a specially made scale!
 
Oh me being fully sane for me would still class as insane to must people, I measure my sanity on a specially made scale!

Did you hit the bottle early Gemma :lol:
 
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Happy New Year to you all ;)

2011 was a bit of a bad year for me and my family.
I sold my camera, and am now regretting it....I miss it like crazy!
In Sept, my husband was crushed by a 2-ton gate at work. Thankgod, he survived, but is still suffering now.
The day after his accident, my SIL was diagnosed with Breast Cancer. she is currently undergoing chemo :(

Am glad to see the back of 2011, and here's hoping that 2012 is a bit kinda to us!
 
Does sound like you had a rough year Cathy, hope things go better this year for you and your family.

Happy new year everyone
 
Happy New Year to you all ;)

2011 was a bit of a bad year for me and my family.
I sold my camera, and am now regretting it....I miss it like crazy!
In Sept, my husband was crushed by a 2-ton gate at work. Thankgod, he survived, but is still suffering now.
The day after his accident, my SIL was diagnosed with Breast Cancer. she is currently undergoing chemo :(

Am glad to see the back of 2011, and here's hoping that 2012 is a bit kinda to us!

A rubbish year indeed :(
I hope both the OH and Sis-in-Law make a full recovery :thumbs:



Now now Chris........:p

Don't forget I can edit posts without leaving a trace Rick ;)
 
Sorry Chris I really, really didn't mean it.
You are such a great guy:thumbs:
And I know that you will find it in your heart to forgive me at some point.

Jaffa cakes anyone?

Good Man Rick :thumbs:


:p
 
Sorry Chris I really, really didn't mean it.
You are such a great guy:thumbs:
And I know that you will find it in your heart to forgive me at some point.

Jaffa cakes anyone?

CREEP, this is the snake bashing thread you know, you're not allowed to be nice to him :rules::bat:
 
CREEP, this is the snake bashing thread you know, you're not allowed to be nice to him :rules::bat:

It doesn't hurt once in
awhile though surely ?

:p
 
Thanks Rick :thumbs:

:p
 
It doesn't hurt once in
awhile though surely ?

:p

Depends on what my New Year's Resolution was..................................

Yep you're correct not to change a thing and to continue snake bashing in this thread

:D:D

CHRIS.............:rules::bat:
:D:D:D
packet in post,onest guv.:D

Still a creep :p
 
Depends on what my New Year's Resolution was..................................

Yep you're correct not to change a thing and to continue snake bashing in this thread



Still a creep :p

I didn't get where I am today without knowing about Icecream.:thinking::p

:baby:
 
I didn't get where I am today without knowing about Icecream.:thinking::p

:baby:

ok you totally lost me now, explanation required :thinking::shrug:
 
As Cantona says, "when the seagulls follow the fishermen".:bonk:

He was barmy to. Chris has been altering posts.:nono:

Not lately ;) all the crap that you have been spouting, recently, has been of your own making.
 
ok then instead of snake bashing, how about 101 things to do with a snake ?
I'd like to start with a tasty but healthy recipe

LUNCH.jpg
 
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ok then instead of snake bashing, how about 101 things to do with a snake ?]

With all these storms weare having what about 'snake shaped draught excluder'

first find your snake - ideally it should be quite a large specimen , and a nice colour (pink is ideal)

then slit allong the belly , remove the innards and stuff with as much wadding as you can pull out of the sofa without the other half noticing.

then sew the slit closed, et voila no more cold draughts to marr you winter evenings :lol:
 
b****r off the lot of you :razz:

:D
 
With all these storms weare having what about 'snake shaped draught excluder'

first find your snake - ideally it should be quite a large specimen , and a nice colour (pink is ideal)

then slit allong the belly , remove the innards and stuff with as much wadding as you can pull out of the sofa without the other half noticing.

then sew the slit closed, et voila no more cold draughts to marr you winter evenings :lol:

Nice one, so between us we could use the entire snake, nothing goes to waste, bet that pleases Chris, at last he's going to be useful :thumbs:
 
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