I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

It'll be just like die trying , only with less militia and more bondage ;)
 
I think i best go back to my corner and read quietly i don't get so much trouble then:lol::lol::lol:
 
its too late for that T - once a cobra has sighted its prey it never gives up... you best get a mongoose to hide behind (or hope his route to Northampton takes him through north tenth and he gets distracted :lol: )
 
big soft moose said:
its too late for that T - once a cobra has sighted its prey it never gives up... you best get a mongoose to hide behind (or hope his route to Northampton takes him through north tenth and he gets distracted :lol: )
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Hmmm where can i get a mongoose!..... anyway i am perfectly safe, not only is chris in love with his female self in the dating thread he is also in love with the furry creature ingrid posted further above:D

viv1969 said:
Stable....Door....Bolted...:lol:
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
can't always be serious... (actually can i ever?):D
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Wait ... you're not serious about Chris ... don't say that the poor snake will be heart broken... he was banking on you to see what an actual woman looks like sans apparel :lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
anyway i am perfectly safe, not only is chris in love with his female self in the dating thread :
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so what we're saying is that chris in in love with himself ... this isn't exactly news :lol: (he's doubtless consummated the relationship as well :suspect: )
 
big soft moose said:
so what we're saying is that chris in in love with himself ... this isn't exactly news :lol: (he's doubtless consummated the relationship as well :suspect: )
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Well did you read his comment?... everyone thought ingrid would be in trouble but his eyes almost popped out of his head with:love: or was the with the cute furry animal... or both?!:lol:
 
viv1969 said:
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
(not that that will help....Chris'll still chuck you in the back of the van ;) )
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Absolutely :D

Cg_Girl said:
I think i best go back to my corner and read quietly i don't get so much trouble then:lol::lol::lol:
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big soft moose said:
its too late for that T - once a cobra has sighted its prey it never gives up...
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This is very true :D

viv1969 said:
Stable....Door....Bolted...:lol:
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Indeed :thumbs:

Cg_Girl said:
Well did you read his comment?... everyone thought ingrid would be in trouble but his eyes almost popped out of his head with:love:
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Well (s)He is such a handsome little thing ;)
 
Your one stop replies always make me chuckle Chris!...:D
 
Cg_Girl said:
Well did you read his comment?... everyone thought ingrid would be in trouble but his eyes almost popped out of his head with:love: or was the with the cute furry animal... or both?!:lol:
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I'm always in trouble or semper in excretum just the depth varies
:D
 
Wear wellies (and avoid headstands...)
 
MWHCVT said:
So what we chatting about now...oh it's only a couple of days till we can have another night of madness :woot:
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You just keep snoozing Matt.
We'll wake you if needs be :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
You just keep snoozing Matt.
We'll wake you if needs be :lol:
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Thanks Ruth....if who ever is sent to wake me up can bring a bacon sandwich that would be spiffing as I'm really not a morning person :eek:
 
MWHCVT said:
Thanks Ruth....if who ever is sent to wake me up can bring a bacon sandwich that would be spiffing as I'm really not a morning person :eek:
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No one said it would be morning when you are awoken :D
 
I shall be carrying a bacon sarnie round all afternoon.


















Mainly because I'll have et it for lunch!
 
he's misspelt absinthe ;)
 
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