I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one......

I did hear that he wasn't eating his sweet-corn.,
Sorry :p
 
The child would have to be pretty stupid to think he was serious
 
Suvv said:
It may just be me but I find the idea of terrifying a young child just because they say you are fat abhorrent :shrug:
Mentioning it to the mother is understandable I suppose but to scare a young child!
Ah well, one more for the Ignore list
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Ah well you see, this is what is known as one of them there Friday night
spam thread, and we have absolutely no idea whether that actually took place
or not ;)
 
I believe that like Labradors....kids should be caged.
 
My lad shouted at the top of his voice whilst pointing at a lady in Tesco - "That woman looks like Chewbacca!". I was mortified.
 
He also pointed to a large skinhead man with tattoos on his face who happened to be smoking at the time and said "That man's smoking - he's going to die". Time to leave son.
 
I could have sworn you said you were going out (snakes like to spend a lot of time under red lights ;) after all
 
big soft moose said:
when you're accepted to the mod team (and we all know that's coming) you'll be a jolly green giant ;)
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:suspect: has the entire green team been some how incapacitated, I was going to ask if they'd gone :cuckoo: but I already know the answer for that one :lol: :lol: :exit:

Suvv said:
It may just be me but I find the idea of terrifying a young child just because they say you are fat abhorrent :shrug:
Mentioning it to the mother is understandable I suppose but to scare a young child!
Ah well, one more for the Ignore list
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If I'm on your ignore I guess you'll not see it but this be a Friday Fun Fest :D
 
Ianchilli said:
My lad shouted at the top of his voice whilst pointing at a lady in Tesco - "That woman looks like Chewbacca!". I was mortified.
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:lol::lol: i don't think we'll ever get away from kids saying things, i'm sure we all did it, i agree with keith tho about saying something to the child... like 'you wait till i get you home' blah blah...

my kids were the same with their great nan.... 'mum i don't want to kiss nanny she has whiskers'..... i was thankful she whispered it to me tho..:D
 
MWHCVT said:
:suspect: has the entire green team been some how incapacitated,
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yeah Marcel banned the mention of Jaffa cakes for a week so they've all starved to death except chris (who has kept himself going by eating the server hamsters)

With him out on the prowl up on north street Mk , you are the forum's last hope... only you can save mankind :runaway:
 
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big soft moose said:
yeah Marcel banned the mention of Jaffa cakes for a week so they've all starved to death except chris (who has kept himself going by eating the server hamsters)

With him out on the prowl up on north street Mk , you are the forums last hope... only you can save mankind :runaway:
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:lol: :lol: at least it explains the outages :(

RIP you furry little guy
 
I thought that saying you were going to ignore someone is against the :rules:
 
Tigger.ufo said:
I thought that saying you were going to ignore someone is against the :rules:
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Mr Marcel said he didn't like to see it but I think we will let it go its only a fun thread :) now where did I put my bottle of child repellent
 
Nod said:
I've also been known to drop packs of condoms into the trolleys of mothers of badly behaved children (and elderly dodderers!)
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you drop elderly dodders into trolleys ... that seems a bit uncalled for ;)
 
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Cobra said:
Ah well you see, this is what is known as one of them there Friday night
spam thread, and we have absolutely no idea whether that actually took place
or not ;)
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Ahhhhh
I'm not normally allowed out on a Friday night :) and I'm a bit sensitive at the moment regarding children.

Anyway.
My grandson was in the shops with his Mum and saw a woman in a Burka.

He said "Look Mummy ........ its a Jedi Knight!"
 
yeah you should always eat your greens ;)
 
MWHCVT said:
I'm not scared...well as long as you don't set the angry one on me...if that happens I'm locking myself I a blast shelter
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Just so that you don't mention that one direction are the biggest load of crap since one true voice you should be fine ..... oops
 
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