I just had a poo and ...

[Mike Jackson]

You'll find it's quicker with a Braun hand blender.

 

[jpw]

SO mine was a combination of the ghost and teflon poo - a Thost poo or a gheflon

Ah, the Phantom Self-Wiper

 

[Peter10d]

Poke it with the wife's toothbrush

With all these threads on Poo, Bowels and Portaloo's, it can only be a matter of time before we get a pic for critique

 

[Trig's]

You'll find it's quicker with a Braun hand blender.

But doesn't that turn the water chocolatie :shrug:

oooppps too much info there - dammm coco-pops advert :bang:

 

[Airscene]

That bowel story had me in stitches, but it reminded me of several years ago I had the reverse happen to me...

Dicky tummy one day when I got to work (beer or kebab from the night before was off I suspect).. farted, had a quite wet one and had to go home for clean undies..

Took some of those binding tablets until the liquid had solidified a little, then didnt go again for something like 3 days.

Back at work the day it finally happened I was on the phone to a colleague and had to make my excuses as I felt some movement...

I swear the same thing was as thick as my arm and at least 2 feet long.. what a relief... and it earnt me the nickname "longlogs" for a few months afterwards.

Thing is - I still think that is better than one of those dumps titled "Arse like a pig farm".

 

[inaneredstripe]

what about the "oh ******" ******?
otherwise known as the "turtles head".
when you think your not gonna make it to the porcelain.

 

[inaneredstripe]

incidentaly, wqe have a guy at work named "johnny threeflushes". after the cleaner followed him into the loo and complained about a particualrly difficult, erm , remainder to get rid of.

 

[Rob 80386]

what about the "oh ******" ******?
otherwise known as the "turtles head".
when you think your not gonna make it to the porcelain.

Is that the point where, you follow through and end up touching cloth?