I hate kids....

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We bought my sisters kids a Wii for christmas, so far we've mostly played on the bowling.

And we're getting whipped by by sisters second youngest.

My highest score so far? 172.

Hers?

187.

She`s four.


:lol::lol::lol:

Talk about awesome!
 
C'mon Martin get your swing together man, dont be letting the team down:lol:
 
I wouldn`t mind if I played badly.

What can I say, the girl`s a natural. She sat on the sofa, flicked the remote.


Strike.......


Un-bloody-believable..... lol..


What`s the score with taking presents back? lol.

*I`m taking this all in good humour, well that and Jack Daniels.....*
 
I ate kids to but I couldn't manage a whole one.
 
We bought a Wii for our kids. The first mistake was to go against the grain and read the destruction manual first before setting it up. Now, I know thats not the male thing to do but if I had mucked it up and killed the Wii then there would have been hell to pay.

How difficult can it be? Not at all really but the destructions made it a lot more complicated than it should have been. If I had just done the male thing and used common sense it would have been simpler and quicker.

I'm confined to the office now, can't abide computer games!
 
The key to beating them is to think and behave like them :thumbs:

Step No. 1; stay in your undies
Step No. 2; drink lots of Ribena
Step No. 3; wear one of your clean undies on your head
Step No. 4; don't break gas around the Ms.

Try it and let us know how it goes. If it still doesn't work, I can prescribe something better :p

Have a wonderful time, otherwise :razz:
 
The key to beating them is to think and behave like them :thumbs:

Step No. 1; stay in your undies
Step No. 2; drink lots of Ribena
Step No. 3; wear one of your clean undies on your head
Step No. 4; don't break gas around the Ms.

Try it and let us know how it goes. If it still doesn't work, I can prescribe something better :p

Have a wonderful time, otherwise :razz:

missread that and made me think of that strip wii game

did not end well
 
Last time had pants on my head it also involved sticking pencils up my nose and saying "wibble"....
 
About time you do it again, and see how well this helps you :thumbs:
 
The key to beating them is to think and behave like them :thumbs:

Step No. 1; stay in your undies

This is why everyone should buy a Wii fit :D

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Sorry Darren, for some reason all I see is a white / grey rectangle :shrug:
 
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One question, if I may; what were you looking for, when you stumbled on this? :nuts:
 
I see a rectangle encapsulating two perfectly formed peaches.
 
I see a rectangle encapsulating two perfectly formed peaches.

:lol:; yes, but that's after a slight tweak. Still, I want to know how he managed to dig-up something so ideal :suspect:
 
. Still, I want to know how he managed to dig-up something so ideal :suspect:

Practice:D

I remember seeing it on another forum a couple of months ago, it didn't take much finding

I think the guy who took it was in serious trouble as his girlfriend didn't even know he'd put it up until someone emailed her a link :lol:
 
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I think the guy who took it was in serious trouble as his girlfriend didn't even know he'd put it up until someone emailed her a link :lol:

The first letter of his name wouldn't possibly be Darren :p



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The first letter of his name wouldn't possibly be Darren :p



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The last time I saw a bottom that looked like that Margaret Thatcher was Prime Minister
 
wack61 had to read your post twice, as when I read it first I thought you said the last time saw a bottom like that it was Margaret Thatchers. That just doesn't bear thinking about on so many levels.
 
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