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Norty me :D
When will these people learn to at least speaka da Inglish?

I also "like" the way they add a "Virus Check" notice.
Its a good job Avast can't read :D


Good afternoon!

You has the fines for Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) tax.
Total: $217.90

===Detailed announcement is in the attached archive===

You gotta verify questionary before: July 30th 2014.
Otherwise you'll receive court action.

Very sincerely yours,
Director of New York Department of Revenue.
Yesenia Middleton
+1 (214) 527-43-39

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Looks threatening to me :D
 
Just pay up and stop whinging, we al know you committed the crime :p
 
Cobra said:
:D

Yeah but they don't have any real evidence :D
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They do now, I'm sending them a link to this thread showing your admission to committing the crime (y)
 
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Gremlin said:
They do now, I'm sending them a link to this thread showing you admission to committing the crime (y)
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Not forgetting the pi** take of their spelling! :D
Probably double it for that :P
 
Cg_Girl said:
Not forgetting the pi** take of their spelling! :D
Probably double it for that :p
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:D
I still don't know what question I "gotta verify" though :D
 
FICA tax? FOCEM!
 
Having lived there, I'm telling you, if that's all FICA wants you to pay, it's a bargain :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
Having lived there, I'm telling you, if that's all FICA wants you to pay, it's a bargain :LOL:
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Thanks for the tip, cheque has been sent now anyway
:D
 
you have a cheque book with $ amounts? One is impressed!
 
security question.. easy.. just tell me the 16 digits on your debit/credit card (whichever has the most in), the last three numbers on the back, your name on the card, full address.... erm, that should do!!! ;-)
 
Lynton said:
you have a cheque book with $ amounts? One is impressed!
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It came with my American version of Monopoly :D

Lynton said:
security question.. easy.. just tell me the 16 digits on your debit/credit card (whichever has the most in), the last three numbers on the back, your name on the card, full address.... erm, that should do!!! ;-)
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b****r! are you psychic?
That's exactly what they wanted to know :D
 
Cobra said:
It came with my American version of Monopoly :D


b****r! are you psychic?
That's exactly what they wanted to know :D
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Nope while Lynton might claim to be from Norfolkshire I've met him and I'm fairly sure he is actually Nigerian :D
 
MWHCVT said:
Nope while Lynton might claim to be from Norfolkshire I've met him and I'm fairly sure he is actually Nigerian :D
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Nigeria is a bit more "of this planet" than I had suspected :lol:
 
viv1969 said:
Nigeria is a bit more "of this planet" than I had suspected :LOL:
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Oi! I live in a little village in deepest darkest norfolkshire! One Christmas card does the whole family. It's easy!
 
Lynton said:
Oi! I live in a little village in deepest darkest norfolkshire! One Christmas card does the whole family. It's easy!
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Norfolkshire must be twinned with Sheppey :lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
Nope while Lynton might claim to be from Norfolkshire I've met him and I'm fairly sure he is actually Nigerian :D
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Norfolkshire and nigeria are very easily confused

both start with N

both are third world ****holes

both have a basicly agrarian economy based on digging yam like vegetables out of the ground, interspersed with oil rigs and corruption

both have large river deltas and frequently flood like buggery

both are peopled (in part) by larcenous peasants who are becoming a menace to more law abiding states since they discovered the internet... :lol:

admitedly nigeria made incest illegal recently..... :whistling:
 
Haven't Norfolk recently stopped it being compulsory?

(Of course, we can no longer call the Cornish pointy headed inbreds - mainly because no true Cornish people can afford to buy houses there any more!)
 
It get worser :(
Not sure if I get to go to prison (do not pass go, do not collect £200)
here on in the USA though.

Good morning!
You has the forfeit for income tax.
Amount Due: $186.71

===Detailed notification is in the attached ZIP-file===

You have to verify paper before: June 8th 2014.
Else you'll receive additional surcharge.

All the best,
Superior of North Dakota Department of Revenue.
Carter Henderson
+1 (410) 195-48-57

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:D
 
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Oh Oh Oh....wait!!!

I got one this morning

You has the penalties for income tax.
Sum total: $583.68

===Detailed announcement is in the attachment===

You gotta review spreadsheet before: April 25th 2014.
Differently you'll get legal action.

Regards,
Head of Iowa Department of Revenue.
Dominick Flanagan
+1 (718) 667-86-44

....I wouldn't mind but they left it until 3 days AFTER the payment deadline to email me so I bet I'm in all kinds of trouble now.
I'm Guantanamo bound for sure :(
 
LOL
You shouldn't be earning so much :D
 
Norty me :D
When will these people learn to at least speaka da Inglish?

I also "like" the way they add a "Virus Check" notice.
Its a good job Avast can't read :D


Good afternoon!

You has the fines for Federal Insurance Contributions Act (FICA) tax.
Total: $217.90

===Detailed announcement is in the attached archive===

You gotta verify questionary before: July 30th 2014.
Otherwise you'll receive court action.

Very sincerely yours,
Director of New York Department of Revenue.
Jar Jar Binks
+1 (214) 527-43-39

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Quotes that long can't be expanded as quotes,
but LOL Mike :D
 
I'm feeling neglected and left out...............................I haven't had one :(
 
Gremlin said:
I'm feeling neglected and left out...............................I haven't had one :(
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I can forward you mine if it makes you feel better? :D
 
Don't want your secondhand one, want a nice shiny brand new one
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Gremlin said:
I'm feeling neglected and left out...............................I haven't had one :(
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Give it time Ingrid....I'm pretty sure it's working it's way through the whole ibtrawebbythingymabob :-)
 
I'll send you one, Ingrid - just send €500 to me to cover my costs!
 
Cheers Nod, just send me all your bank details including password etc. and I'll get the money transferred:)
 
Sorry, Ingrid, I don't do internet banking so it'll have to be cash. Luckily there's a €500 note so the envelope won't be overstuffed.
 
Dont pay the fine , wanna see the avatar of you behind bars. Make me happy to know justice has been done. :)
 
Cuddy said:
Dont pay the fine , wanna see the avatar of you behind bars. Make me happy to know justice has been done. :)
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No prison has been built that can hold me,
I'll just slither out between the bars :thumbs:
(Like I did last time, and the time before that :D )
 
Large vivarium with the lid sealed on (hermetically!!!)
 
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