I am the greatest thing of all time, says bacon

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BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.

As researchers linked bacon to a number of health problems including heart disease, bacon announced that it did not give a f***.

Other foods cleared a respectful path as bacon slid out of the fridge to deliver its confident statement.

Bacon said: “Out of my way bitches, bacon’s coming through.

“You think you can replace bacon with chicken, fish or lentils. You cannot. You think a longer, healthier life without bacon is worth living. It is not.

“I am bacon. Smell bacon. Nothing else in the universe smells like that, you firstborn child’s head smells like s*** by comparison. I'm incredible and I don’t even have to try.

“You go ahead and talk your talk, but you know, and I know, what’s going in the frying pan tomorrow. Here’s a clue – it’s not chicken.

“Bacon has spoken. You may go now.”


http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...st-thing-of-all-time-says-bacon-2013030761993

Nothing more to be said really :D
 
Even Bacon likes Bacon :thumbs:

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As a vegetarian I do live without it.
I cannot stand the smell of meat cooking anymore, it has a sweet sickly smell ..... except bacon!
After 20 years without eating meat the smell of bacon cooking still makes my mouth water.
 
Inspired by Bacon's announcement, I had a Bacon sarnie for lunch. With Heinz tomato ketchup and Hellman's mayo. Not knowing of the announcement yesterday, we watched the tail end of Tremors last night - a true classic, probably Kevin's best work!
 
Suvv said:
As a vegetarian I do live without it.
I cannot stand the smell of meat cooking anymore, it has a sweet sickly smell ..... except bacon!
After 20 years without eating meat the smell of bacon cooking still makes my mouth water.
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I hear that a lot from Veggies. I wonder what the reason for it is.
I rarely eat it these days; overrated.
 
Not quite. Mrs Nod manages to resist and has done since she turned...
 
I can take it or leave it too, but given the choice, I'll leave it :D
 
For a moment there I thought you were talking about Francis Bacon. :p
 
Cobra said:
BACON has asserted that it is the greatest and all other food is its bitch.
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You are being so politically incorrect on so many lines!!!! That's great :)
 
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