I am back on form. Coat emoticons at the ready!!

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Matt Sayle

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A man goes to the doctors,

"Doctor, i got a lettuce leaf growing out my bum,"
the doctor says,

"Drop your trousers and lets have a look, gosh, that's bad"

"Bad, Bad!" said the man," that's just the tip of the iceberg!"

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A man walks into a library and asks the women behind the counter if they have any books on suicide.

"Yes" the women replies "they're on the bottom shelf over there."
The man walks over to the shelf, but he can't find any books he wants.

So he goes back over to the woman behind the counter and says
"There aren't any books on the bottom shelf"





"I know" the woman replies "They never bring them back"
 
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