How psychologically Disturbed Are You?

Probably very and that's without doing the test :D
 
I did better than I expected! (y) :cool:



Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 85%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 85% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis
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  • Interpersonal Insights
    You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "I'm Okay, You're Okay!" Believe me, nothing could be further from the truth.
 
can only just reach the keyboard to reply..........damn this strait jacket..:(
 
Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 81%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 81% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis
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  • Interpersonal Insights
    You think everyone is out to get you, and you're absolutely right. It's because you're an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instructions written on the heel.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don't call in sick. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Find something you love, and do it." Unfortunately, your test results indicate you really love sheep.
 
I just had to try it...

Test Results

Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.

Detailed Diagnosis
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  • Interpersonal Insights
    You never give up and refuse to settle for less than the best. In other words, you're impossible to please and you never shutup. Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you're a veterinarian. Rather than do a one-time job that takes ten minutes, you'd work for 5 years to automate it.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "You are what you do when it counts." And everyone thinks you're an idiot when you say it.
 
50% although I'm sure Id score higher if i were to do this crap again right now. I have this urge to do terribly fantastic things to the creators of that test.
 
Don't need a test...

I am king of my own castle and, in general, most of the population disappoint me.

I got up early today and went to check the borders of my country.... no disturbance detected in the fence panels but they will need some fencelife in the spring.

My planning application for a watchtower has been turned down by the local authority.... again. Will re-read Tom Sharpe's "Blott on the Landscape" for a refresher on how to deal with the Town Hall......

Why are AK47 mole destroyers not on sale in Lidl? My lawn is under attack again.......

Hmmm will get my camera out later.... I think we have Welsh intruders coming over the bridge again.... we don"t need 'em.... the Somerset coal fields are not needed. ....

Time for my 'dippy' boiled egg and soldiers.
 
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Nothing too surprising - I need somewhere to hide until the heat dies down...

Couldn't resist clicking on the online pregnancy test (using an assumed but gender relevant name.)
Result below...
"John-Paul, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 16 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!"

Not looking forward to pushing THAT out through the 3rd eye!
 
Only 89% .... Gutted :(

Sickness Quotient: 89%
Your "Sickness Quotient" of 89% is definitely something to worry about.

Detailed Diagnosis
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  • Interpersonal Insights
    Everyone likes you. This is because your life is such a mess that everyone else is relieved they aren't you.
  • You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn't pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.

  • Job Performance & Attitude
    You frequently mention terms like "core competencies" and "paradigm shifts" while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. Your attitude towards work is that you could watch others do it all day long.

  • Personality Insight
    Your personal motto is "Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better." You must not have been saying this for very long.
 
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