How old is everyone?

Sausages said:
I used to be that once:)

but now 41 for another 9 months

P.S why do you ask?

I see little monster seems to be you youngest here so far
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except for the 19 and 22 year olds :bonk:

i was 30 in August.










oh i forgot, that was August 2000, so that makes me 40 now. i know... you can't believe it can you :D
 
I was 19 in Aug 2010! But one of my little brothers (Felix Fuji) is just 9! :D
 
CT said:
You're OK for a while yet - 36 is good, you've usually got a few bob in your pocket by then and the women aren't all giggly and asking you where you think you're going to put THAT! :D

Eventually, and I'm sorry to break this to you - but you become invisible to the opposite sex. I think it happens sometime in your 50's although I'm not sure exactly when, and I suppose it can vary a bit, but you know how women enter a room and their eyes do the laser sweep around the guys. You know you've been assessed sexually - even if you've been dismissed. There comes a time though when the laser passes right through you without even pausing - you're totally invisible -just part of the furniture.
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:lol::lol::lol:
Very good Cedders :thumbs:

I'm older than I once was but younger than I'll be :thumbs:
I think 14 according to my profile?
 
Cobra said:
:lol::lol::lol:
Very good Cedders :thumbs:

I'm older than I once was but younger than I'll be :thumbs:
I think 14 according to my profile?
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Hmmmm.. a bit coy there! A little sensitive due to the likelihood of impending invisibility no doubt. Cheer up mate - you might be lucky and achieve a sort of semi- opaque state for a while.

You might actually avoid the onset of invisibility altogether. Problem is you need to be Hugh Hefner! :D
 
CT said:
Hmmmm.. a bit coy there! A little sensitive due to the likelihood of impending invisibility no doubt. Cheer up mate - you might be lucky and achieve a sort of semi- opaque state for a while.

You might actually avoid the onset of invisibility altogether. Problem is you need to be Hugh Hefner! :D
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Oh that happened years ago Cedders, :D
And not even age related :lol::lol::lol:
 
23 :) but I'll refrain from any comments about feeling old :p! 21 is where it's at ::(.
 
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45....... How did that happen :(
 
Having chuckled my way through this thread I don't feel so bad about being 43 now but am bricking the approach of the invisible age. I was told only this week by a rather fetching young lady that she thought I was in my mid thirties. I'm trying to tell myself it was because of my boyish good looks, lack of beer belly and young outlook on life but think it was more a polite sympathetic statement.
 
I was told many years ago that if a member of the opposite sex ages you younger than you are then they fancy you but the opposite applies in the other direction.

Something to do with WANTING you to be that age, apparantly.:)

Wise words.



Probably doesn't apply if you're one of the Canvey lot though.:)
 
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Mickwreay said:
CT, my dad always says to me "you're like the man with the wheel barrow" "it's all in front of you" :naughty:

44 just now, but I'll be happy to make 100 :lol:

Mick
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LOL. Actually the likelihood of reaching that 100 is going to be greatly increased in the next few years, with a big percentage of the population making the ton- hence all the concern about pensions meeting the demand.

Thinking about it - that's cheered me up a bit - only 33 years for me! If I start saving now I could probably just afford a digital 'blad by then. But would I still be able to pick it up? :thinking:
 
I will be 55 in March. I might be getting old. But I will never grow up.:)
 
48 but don't feel anywhere near that. Back weightlifting in the gym for 4 years now after a 10 year break and probably fitter now than I was at half my age.
 
I'll be 64 in July :eek: - and will complete 40 years as a freelance at the end of September! Scary or what!
 
After reading this thread I'm surprised about how so many old people know how to use the internet.
 
48, 49 in April and feeling every second at the moment thanks to all day Tuesday spent digging a trench through thick clay. I'm supposed to be a heating engineer not a flipping navvy.
 
redddraggon said:
After reading this thread I'm surprised about how so many old people know how to use the internet.
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What sort of a comment is that?? I've been using computers since 1982 and had a presence on the interenet since the late 80's - before you were even born!
 
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Woke up one day and realised I was 30 and fat.
Now that I'm in my 40's I'm still fat now with grey hair and parts of my body are starting to fail.

It appears I'm 45, I still think I'm 18 but my wife tells me I act like a 10 year old
 
62 next week....bloody hell where has the time gone!!
 
awp said:
redddraggon said:
After reading this thread I'm surprised about how so many old people know how to use the internet.[/QUOTE

What sort of a comment is that?? I've been using computers since 1982 and had a presence on the interenet since the late 80's - before you were even born!
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I totally agree.:nono: Cheeky young whippersnapper:lol: I first used a computer in 1968 when Lloyds bank first got computerised. It was the size of a whole wall.

I will be celebrating my 60th in May - where shall we have a party?
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I'm 48, look 38, feel 58, act like I'm 8 and need to lose some w8.
 
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