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can one eat in one sitting ???

I could eat a full jar me, cant get enough at the minute ...

are they good for you ?
 
Yeah they are good for you, I think they lower your cholesterol. Also, stuffed ones are the best. Jalapeno stuffed or stuffed with other olives!
 
Olives are super good for you. I knew this girl who used to use olive-oil when sun-bathing, and wow what an effect it had on her complexion, but eating it is just great.
 
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One of my favourite aperitif nibbles/starters/main course/etc., ... :lol:


Really think they are the dogs whether green or black stoned or un-stoned stuffed or not ... any time any place anywhere and especially with a glass of Red ... :D






:p
 
Never use anything else but olive oil, but I don't think I've ever tried eating one.
 
Steep said:
Never use anything else but olive oil, but I don't think I've ever tried eating one.
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Ops ... she didn't eat olive-oil, and I didn't intend to say "eat olive-oil" but she did use it instead of sun-tan lotion.

What I intended to say was that olives is good for you, eating it, spreading it, or the oil itself!
 
Actually Rog although I would never knock a glass of red (well, apart from knocking one back! :D) I think that a white is better suited, even a <whisper>sherry</whisper>.

I love them and sell them. Most popular are plain old pitted but see if I serve one of my all-time faves, garlic stuffed, at home, people soon clear them.

Best stuffed seller is sun-dried tomato but is a bit sweet for my taste.

Slightly off-topic story: Once went flying in Tuscany with my paraglider. The whole area was covered in forests, vineyards and olive groves. Once you had committed to a glide you were really exposed to the prospect of tree landings of some form. The local advice was "land in the Olive trees - they are softer!" :lol:
 
Wail said:
Ops ... she didn't eat olive-oil, and I didn't intend to say "eat olive-oil" but she did use it instead of sun-tan lotion.

What I intended to say was that olives is good for you, eating it, spreading it, or the oil itself!
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I meant I use olive oil for cooking, never eaten an olive. I didn't think you meant she ate olive oil, though they say that is also good for you. :)
 
Yeah, I guess the whole idea of olives & olive-oil brought back flashbacks of memories long burried. Mind you, she used olive-oil for a lot of exotic aplications.
 
Steep said:
I didn't think you meant she ate olive oil,
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I think that would p'ss popeye off no end TBH :D
Olive's and fetta Hmmmmmm
 
bleuuuggghhhkkkkk. :gag: cant bear them. not even the smell of them.
 
I'm with BB here... I adore olives! And Marmite, love the stuff!
 
Wail said:
I knew this girl who used to use olive-oil when sun-bathing, and wow what an effect it had on her complexion, but eating it is just great.
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:eek::eek:You ate the girls complexion:eek::eek:
 
I tried one and puked it back up :lol:

They taste like toejam smothered in earwax fried in pickle juice.

Not that I would know of course :suspect:
 
Betty said:
They taste like toejam smothered in earwax fried in pickle juice.
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Now what I would like to know, Betty, is how you know what 'toejam smothered in earwax fried in pickle juice' tastes like? :eek:
 
Dino f said:
:eek::eek:You ate the girls complexion:eek::eek:
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For the life of me I can't seem to get this out in a coherent way! I don't know how else to describe what she did, and how much I like / love olives :shrug: ... suffice to say she used to model for CK, so you can just let your imagination run wild, I guess ;)
 
Venomator said:
One of my favourite aperitif nibbles/starters/main course/etc., ... :lol:


Really think they are the dogs whether green or black stoned or un-stoned stuffed or not ... any time any place anywhere and especially with a glass of Red ... :D






:p
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:agree:

and - even better, in the company of somebody who hates them, so I don't have to share.

:naughty::naughty::naughty:
 
Loads of olives!!!!! love 'em!!!!!! :D

Seeing how far you can spit the pips is also good fun! (over the fence!!!:naughty: ) :lol:
 
Olives yes - black, green whatever by the bucket load!!!

Marmite yes :D but best on toast with a sprinkle of tabasco!
 
i love the black hate the green and dont mind the purple even *** they are all the same at different stages of their growth
 
used to hate and fear them then had a drunk epiphany one night in spain.

Can't stop nowadays.

Several girls have advised me though that there can be a certain similarity of taste with a certain part of the male anatomy. Having never licked myself or another man from top to toe though I couldn't possibly verify this and as such it remains anecdotal.
 
You can never have too many olives.
The exception to this rule of course being...2 is just right for in a Martini.
 
Gandhi said:
used to hate and fear them then had a drunk epiphany one night in spain.

Can't stop nowadays.

Several girls have advised me though that there can be a certain similarity of taste with a certain part of the male anatomy. Having never licked myself or another man from top to toe though I couldn't possibly verify this and as such it remains anecdotal.
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See! Swallowing ain't so bad! ;)
 
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