How embarrassing!

[Cobra]

would that be the famous archimedes screw

Too many guys on here seem to know rather a lot about this subject

 

[big soft moose]

Too many guys on here seem to know rather a lot about this subject

like you've never cruised the snake mobile down silbury boulevard round north tenth street checking out the wares

'no officer you misunderstand i was just slowing down to ask directions '

MK must have the only red light district in the country that has a bloody great police station at one end of it

 

[Cobra]

MK must have the only red light district in the country that has a bloody great police station at one end of it

Another one that knows too much, and about a place a few hundred miles
away from where he lives

 

[big soft moose]

I worked for the parks trust for about 5 years - we learnt far too much about the red light district business, including which of our carparks the girls used to go with their punters.(picking up used rubbers with a litter picker is not a fun monday morning job)

mind you that was the least of our problems - several carparks were popular with doggers , and one (stony) was listed as pick up zone for gay cruising on a web directory.

that was also where I once found a guy handcuffed to a tree whre he'd been all night- he'd unwisely allowed a total stranger to strip him and cuff him to said tree , and was then really suprised when instead of giving him what he wanted the stranger made off with his wallet, keys and car

 

[Cobra]

that was also where I once found a guy handcuffed to a tree whre he'd been all night- he'd unwisely allowed a total stranger to strip him and cuff him to said tree , and was then really suprised when instead of giving him what he wanted the stranger made off with his wallet, keys and car

I'm guessing you know about the Blue lagoon and the bottle dump
roundabout car parks then

 

[big soft moose]

now who has an inexplicable unsalubrious knowledge

fortunately at the time blue lagoon wasnt ours it was still with MKC ( I know its since been passed over) - the main carparks we had issues with were howe park wood - the girls used to solicity over at was then safeway (now morrisons) then take punters over to the wood carpark, shenley for doggers, stony straford NR for cruising, and the old willen north/pineham carpark for punters (that one was so bad for that that we closed it - girls would pick up punters at NP services on the m1 , then take them down there)

 

[Cobra]

now who has an inexplicable unsalubrious knowledge

I take the dogs over the bluey and there is always evidence of nocturnal activities.

I pulled in to the bottle dump roundabout car park ages ago, and well lets just say,
there was a bloke in there that was driving about, asked me if I had seen any c**k. about
I wrote a thread on it ages ago

 

[big soft moose]

there was a bloke in there that was driving about, asked me if I had seen any c**k. about

next time send him up to stony

 

[archamedes]

sooooo... you want to, but you're married? But you would if you were sure you wouldn't catch something?

Keep digging... i'll pass you a bigger spade in a bit

I said if i wanted to.

In all honesty I wouldn't especially when I have a faint memory of my mother hiring a hooker for my 5th birthday party...

Now I assume saying that has raised some eyebrows & gaping mouths right there, so I better go into more details and not leave it there.

I had my 5th birthday coming up (naturally) and my mother asked some of my dads friends about party entertainers & the like. However she asked one of dads friends who is known to be a joker, wind up merchant and generally someone you don't go to for any life saving advice. Anyhow, he told her about his 'entertainer' that was hired for his works do. "yeah, shes great, she does magic, she dances and everyone loved it."

So then My birthday arrives with all my other infant school friends round, aunts uncles and a few of my dads friends, and one who had a big smile on his face (so i'm told I couldn't remember) Then the Entertainemnt arrived, yes a half dressed woman in her 30s that had a box of tricks and a ghetto blaster. It pretty soon came clear that mum realised what was going on and the poor hoo.. i mean entertainer had a quiet word in the kitchen. We came from a relatively poor background so not wanting to waste money, mum still made her perform her magic show in front of a bunch of 5 year olds in a tamed down (if ever possible) manner. Now I was only 5 and to be honest, the fact she was partly naked didn't faze me, what did faze me was where the hell the fluffy toy rabbit went.

Word got around and before we knew it most of the men in our street were round, and the place started to pack out with half the neighborhood watching a red faced embarressed hooker trying to perform a magic show to a bunch of laughing clapping 5 year olds. That birthday party was talked about for years after, a lot of people asked if we were ever having another one and my mum learn't never to take advice from dads friends ever again. The only thing i regret was I forgot to ask dad if he could call her up for my 18th so i could see the full show.

True story.

 

[big soft moose]

In all honesty I wouldn't especially when I have a faint memory of my mother hiring a hooker for my 5th birthday party...
.

now that's a forum title

 

[Flash In The Pan]

right in that case im getting the daily sport to have a browse through the classifieds

Not sure if you will find anything there. I think it's illegal for them to advertise now. :rules:

That'll put a dent in their coffers then, this pair were spending a fair wee bit with them...

 

[MartynK]

Too many guys on here seem to know rather a lot about this subject

Wasn't there an old joke about a High Court judge correcting counsel about the rates charged by London call girls? The QC replied "I bow to your superior knowledge, M'Lud".

 

[archamedes]

lol brave, very brave, yet awesome

 

[Gremlin]

We have a local woods near here. ideal for dog walking, only accessible by car as it's way off the beaten track. Car park has recessed, 2 car, parking bays and always seems to be full of steamed up vehicles and empty vars parked next to them
I could have made a fortune in blackmail when I walked my dogs up there in the past.
TBH it got quite embarressing when you saw the people in the village

 

[TerryO]

QUOTE=Splog;4125079]Yup! .... Ended up in the Sin Bin without even getting on the field [/QUOTE]

 

[Cobra]

In all honesty I wouldn't especially when I have a faint memory of my mother hiring a hooker for my 5th birthday party...

..., what did faze me was where the hell the fluffy toy rabbit went.

Wasn't there an old joke about a High Court judge correcting counsel about the rates charged by London call girls? The QC replied "I bow to your superior knowledge, M'Lud".

It wouldn't surprise me if it were true TBH