How dodgy are you?

minimeeze

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Fun Quiz, nicked from elsewhere :p

Well?

I'm as innocent as I thought I was... no crime to be a dinkle spotter either before you start :p

Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £0
 
Years : 42, Fine : 7700

Not bad.....I thought I'd break the site :D
 
36.5 years in prison, potential fine £0.

Good job i didn't eat that mince pie. :D
 
Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £0


So how come minimeeze got the same 7.5 years and 0 fine, but an upstanding and i got dubious ? LOL
 
Depends on your crime Ian.

You must have been Naughtier. :D
 
Years in prison: 108 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

and I'm not making it up either!
 
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £2000


oops...lol...
 
Years in prison: 19.5 Potential fine: £0


Reminder .


I must not have playful sex with shop dummy in public
 
Years in prison: 87.5 Potential fine: £4500
 
Not so innocent here I'm afraid! :lol:

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000 Not that bad I suppose really,lol


ermmm, won't be moving to minnesota anytime soon either! ;) :p


Jewel
 
Years in prison: 6.5 Potential fine: £2500
 
Well I used to be called Dodger as a kid but really ... anyway ... I'm an alright geezer ... cos they said so right ... :boxer:

Dodgy

Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 92 Potential fine: £5000

However, I take great comfort (?) from the asterisk point ... :p

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Not sure I want to spend time with old Wristy though ... :gag:

Knew I should have lied ... expected that to be one of the questions though ... :lol:

Good fun Min ... :thumbs:
 
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £0


I'm also not going to Minnesota, Allentown PA or Singapore....
 
Crooked
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Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 [/FONT]
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Looks like I used to be a bad boy :)
 
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Upstanding

How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0

:)
 
[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]Upstanding How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
[/FONT] [FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono] Years in prison: 6 Potential fine: £5000[/FONT]


[FONT=Courier New, Courier, mono]I only lied a bit too. :shrug:
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Not illegal in the UK, but in New York it is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun!!! :lol: .
Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000
 
Years in prison: 47 Potential fine: £7000
 
Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 19 Potential fine: £2000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.
 
Dubious

Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 75 Potential fine: £2000

What've i done? :eek: lmfao
 
a mere 36.5 years in the klink and a 2k fine.........doesn't seem much for a lifetime of enjoyment :D

Think I lost points on the bow and arrow one, seeing as i'm in chester and i'm allowed to do that ;)
 
:D :D :D

In the clear
You can stand up straight and walk tall, no one's after you, unless they're trying to nick something from you! It's good to behave 100% correctly and to the letter of the law, though it's hardly life on the edge…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0 Potential fine: £0
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Karamac said:
u must have lied in it :)
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Honest, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. :nuts:

Apparently, downloading music is OK. :thumbs:
 
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