How do you cook rice!?

It needs to be cooked ? :eek:

I thought it was a bit gritty :(
 
Ziggy said:
Problem solved - no argument needed ;)

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There is if you were making rice pudding :D
 
Dead easy cooking rice/popcorn and the like. Get a chicken and stuff the rear end with rice/popcorn. Place it in a microwave with the front of the chicken pointing towards the microwave door. Prepare the table so its next to the microwave and wait. As soon as the rice/popcorn explodes the chicken hits the microwave door with such force the door flies open, the chicken shoots out right onto the waiting plate.

:lol::lol::lol:

Taken from the master cook school book of Realspeed

By the way not recommended using a haggis, it can leave a terrible dent in the wall opposite
 
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I like chicken Tarka! It's like chicken Tikka but a little Otter!!!!"
 
I like coffee ting.



Thats making coffee in a microwave and waiting for it to go "TING"
 
duttytd said:
I was waiting for the drum roll.
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Are they Chinese? ............Maybe a bit like a spring roll, but full of baccy? .... I'll give them a try, they sound good :cool:
 
Last time i had rice I got terrible constipated so I went to the DR. He gave me enormous pills to take one am- one noon- one evening - for 3 weeks and to put them up my back passage. I did as I was told and went back to the DR who asked if the pills works.
"No" I said "Now I can't even open my back gate" :shake::shake::shake:

Realspeed
 
mrbez said:
A selection of both. If I get bored of brown, I go for white basmati for a week. Brown is nutritionally better, but 3 times a day it soon gets boring!
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Weve had boiled rice tonight with pinto beans in it, served with home made Steak and mushroom stroganoff, if you want the recipe let me know

heres some rice recipes http://allrecipes.co.uk/recipes/rice-recipes.aspx
 
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duttytd said:
Talk daft? Lmfao ok big man go away and stop creating trouble out of something that had nothing to do with you in the first place you internet warrior!
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ZoneV said:
Jog on kiddo, good luck with the fantasy and generic cliche'd dietary advice.
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I've got a great idea for the Tp convention - we'll get a cage set up and you two can sort your differences out mano et mano while the rest of us try out our action photography. :lol: ;)

Back on the topic of cooking rice, i'm another one who cant get it to come out right if i cook it in a pan on its own - so i usually wind up cooking it in the main pan with everything else - rissotto, paella, etc - and i tend to cook curry like that too so its basically a curried rissotto
 
big soft moose said:
I've got a great idea for the Tp convention - we'll get a cage set up and you two can sort your differences out mano et mano while the rest of us try out our action photography. :lol: ;)
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I see what you did there you managed to slide a photography suggestion into
a totally unrelated thread, you little devil you :D

(good plan though :D)
 
i am the worlds worst cook, I can even burn baked bean getting them out of the tin.

Realspeed
 
Cobra said:
I see what you did there you managed to slide a photography suggestion into
a totally unrelated thread, you little devil you :D

(good plan though :D)
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doh , busted

Do I get an infraction for mentioning photography on "talk cooking rice " :lol:
 
realspeed said:
Last time i had rice I got terrible constipated so I went to the DR.
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lol - I went to the doctor with constipation once

he said " so mr moose do you think you eat healthily"

and i said " Do i look like I give a **** " ;)

edit: damn that swear filter :lol:
 
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I cooked rice last night, handful (generous) per person and one for the pot. Put water in from the boiled kettle (before the rice sorry) and a knorr stock cube. Stuck it on to simmer, stirred a few times with a fork and 12 minutes later it was done. Yum

Husband eats a lot of rice and pasta and he's not fat or sluggish. He plays rugby although it's off season at the moment so he's just training. We normally cook when his team is at home so I cook rice for 40, same process as above
 
big soft moose said:
I've got a great idea for the Tp convention - we'll get a cage set up and you two can sort your differences out mano et mano while the rest of us try out our action photography. :lol: ;)

Back on the topic of cooking rice, i'm another one who cant get it to come out right if i cook it in a pan on its own - so i usually wind up cooking it in the main pan with everything else - rissotto, paella, etc - and i tend to cook curry like that too so its basically a curried rissotto
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Moose I would love you forever if you did! Would be good to shut a few big mouths up ;-)
 
realspeed said:
Last time i had rice I got terrible constipated so I went to the DR. He gave me enormous pills to take one am- one noon- one evening - for 3 weeks and to put them up my back passage. I did as I was told and went back to the DR who asked if the pills works.
"No" I said "Now I can't even open my back gate" :shake::shake::shake:

Realspeed
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I've had them pills, for all the good they did I might as well shoved them up me ar**
 
duttytd said:
Moose I would love you forever if you did! Would be good to shut a few big mouths up ;-)
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lol - andy and I have had the same discussion before - theres a few people i'd love to get in a cage with too (note here i am not a cage fighter - with the exception of a very breif flirtation with krav maga - cut short by a unplanned intersection of motorbike and transit van - my only real fighting experience is from when i was much younger and more foolish and was more of the FOP school than MMA. )










FOP = fighting outside pubs :lol: ;)
 
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realspeed said:
Last time i had rice I got terrible constipated so I went to the DR. He gave me enormous pills to take one am- one noon- one evening - for 3 weeks and to put them up my back passage. I did as I was told and went back to the DR who asked if the pills works.
"No" I said "Now I can't even open my back gate" :shake::shake::shake:

Realspeed
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That's what happens when you pronounce analgesics wrong :lol:
 
big soft moose said:
lol - andy and I have had the same discussion before - theres a few people i'd love to get in a cage with too (note here i am not a cage fighter - with the exception of a very breif flirtation with krav maga - cut short by a unplanned intersection of motorbike and transit van - my only real fighting experience is from when i was much younger and more foolish and was more of the FOP school than MMA. )

FOP = fighting outside pubs :lol: ;)
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Lol I had a fop not to long back with another fighter who fights for the same team as me except I could barely stand up lol he ended up with a cabbaged ear, missing 2 teeth and I had my bottom teeth comethrough my bottom lip lol was funny though
 
duttytd said:
lol was funny though
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ahh what it is to be young and stupid ;)

I dunno how you guys do it i fell over just once today (admittedly it was on a muddy hillside not a nice comfy ring) and i can barely move now - ive got a lovely blue green black bruise on my shoulder, hip and knee and a 2 inch cut in my left hand where i hit a flint when i put my hand out to break my fall.

back on the subject of cooking rice its the lack of a 'comfy ring' that puts me off the wholemeal idea there too if you get my drift - last time i did i felt like sandpaper coming out
 
big soft moose said:
ahh what it is to be young and stupid ;)

I dunno how you guys do it i fell over just once today (admittedly it was on a muddy hillside not a nice comfy ring) and i can barely move now - ive got a lovely blue green black bruise on my shoulder, hip and knee and a 2 inch cut in my left hand where i hit a flint when i put my hand out to break my fall.

back on the subject of cooking rice its the lack of a 'comfy ring' that puts me off the wholemeal idea there too if you get my drift - last time i did i felt like sandpaper coming out
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Lmao you should have put vinegar on after the sandpaper
 
Sorry to post on topic but Oggy's top tip - wash the rice very thoroughly before cooking.
 
Oggy said:
Sorry to post on topic but Oggy's top tip - wash the rice very thoroughly before cooking.
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What's rice got to do with cage fighting? ..... Please stay on topic! ;)
 
Splog said:
What's rice got to do with cage fighting? ..... ;)
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I should think the acronym has a quite a bit to do with the aftermath

RICE - rest , ice, compression, elevation :lol:
 
6 pages on how to cook rice! wow.

I havent read them all so dont know if its been mentioned- I did a chinese cookery course once and one thing I learnt on that was to wash the rice thoroughly before starting to cook. This gets rid of excess starch. Keep rinsing the rice in a big pan until the waste water is not cloudy. I fill the pan, then rinse with my hand, drain and repeat, doesnt take long. Then use the 1.5 to 2 cups per 1 cup of rice method, have the gas as low as it will go once its come up to boil and just leave it for 10 minutes(lid on fitting tight). At finish drain off any water left(there shouldnt be any) and fluff up.
 
Splog said:
What's rice got to do with cage fighting? ..... Please stay on topic! ;)
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The hippopotamus was observed wallowing in the swamp. :D
 
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