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"Gorillas at Chessington World of Adventures have had sprouts removed from their festive lunches after visitors were offended by the animals' smelly flatulence."
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Poor gorillas having their diet adjusted so they smell a little sweeter,
I guess the complainer's have never farted or had one of their kids fart then :shrug: :D


 
They obviously haven't been in the Hippo House! :puke:
 
The world really is going stark raving mad and this "you can have what you want" mentality just isn't helping...........

sigh
 
fabs said:
Sorry, don't understand what you mean by "you can have what you want" mentality. :thinking:
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I think he means pandering to every complaint people make, however trivial. ;)
 
hepburn said:
i love sprouts and my farts don't smell... :shrug:
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Shall eagerly await Be Happy's response!
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Well to be perfectly honest it could well be true if his farts tend to be of the silent nature with a southwesterly wind direction......I would be none the wiser eh?

but I tend to believe that, like all men, they probably stink :gag:
 
BeHappy said:
Well to be perfectly honest it could well be true if his farts tend to be of the silent nature with a southwesterly wind direction......I would be none the wiser eh?
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Oi... That's my line regarding you! AND I do hear you when you're in the toilet too !! :bat:

BeHappy said:
but I tend to believe that, like all men, they probably stink :gag:
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Well just shows how wrong you are, cos you've never mentioned them yet. Nope, no missy, you said nadda... :razz:
 
CT said:
I think he means pandering to every complaint people make, however trivial. ;)
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Yep and that was pretty much my point too :thumbs:

The other crazy thing along these lines I heard a few years ago,
apparently true, although I heard it about 3rd hand,
A pair of townies moved into a village that had a "caution deer crossing sign"
by the main road.
They complained, to the parish council, that the deer were taking no notice of the sign and were crossing "further down the road" causing a danger to themselves and motorists.

Therefore the crossing should be set up in a more suitable position
(100 yards down the road)
 
fabs said:
And I do not disagree! :D
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Sorry fabs but I have to tone down or hide the point I'm making because if I speak my mind I'm liable to get barred.

It's amazing how people love you when you tow the line but the minute you speak out or honestly you become some sort of wierdo....Just another compromise in the wierd world that's evolving :thinking:;)
 
CopeImages said:
Sorry fabs but I have to tone down or hide the point I'm making because if I speak my mind I'm liable to get barred.

It's amazing how people love you when you tow the line but the minute you speak out or honestly you become some sort of wierdo....Just another compromise in the wierd world that's evolving :thinking:;)
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But you're a Yorkshur-man! ;)
 
Cobra said:
Yep and that was pretty much my point too :thumbs:

The other crazy thing along these lines I heard a few years ago,
apparently true, although I heard it about 3rd hand,
A pair of townies moved into a village that had a "caution deer crossing sign"
by the main road.
They complained, to the parish council, that the deer were taking no notice of the sign and were crossing "further down the road" causing a danger to themselves and motorists.

Therefore the crossing should be set up in a more suitable position
(100 yards down the road)
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I'm not sure i would believe this Cobra, I'm fairly sure deer cannot read :lol::lol:
 
TG. said:
I'm not sure i would believe this Cobra, I'm fairly sure deer cannot read :lol::lol:
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Oh I am sure they can, they were just being rebelious :D
 
Cobra said:
not if Robin turns up :p :D
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:eek::eek::razz:

I will have you know I shall be wearing my wooly hat so I can keep my brain at optimum wit temperature,:suspect: and carrying a big stick:lol:
 
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