Hormonal Woman

[Cobra]

Ooooh It's gone awfully quiet.
Some mucky PMs being bandied about, I suspect.....

Mods!!!! The screens!!!!!

I dunno where they all went TBH :shrug:
Seems they all buggered off
Either that or they are all having their own private party then?

 

[viv1969]

I dunno where they all went TBH :shrug:
Seems they all buggered off
Either that or they are all having their own private party then?

But you're still here.....Did someone turn up the temp in your tank Snakey?

 

[Cobra]

But you're still here.....Did someone turn up the temp in your tank Snakey?

Obviously

(Still on wind down TBH, but I guess I won't be too long,
before I hide my head in my coils and Zzzzzzzzzzzzz )

 

[Tigger.ufo]

But you're still here.....Did someone turn up the temp in your tank Snakey?

Obviously

(Still on wind down TBH, but I guess I won't be too long,
before I hide my head in my coils and Zzzzzzzzzzzzz )

Get a room you two!


Heather

 

[viv1969]

Get a room you two!


Heather

OI!!!!
Just because the lightweights can't stick late nhgt

 

[Tigger.ufo]

OI!!!!
Just because the lightweights can't stick late nhgt

...and less wine!

...or more.....



Heather

 

[Cobra]

Get a room you two!
Heather

I've just spent a bloody week at a premier Inn, up near Liverpool,
looking forward to my own bed
very soon now

...and less wine!

...or more.....Heather

Fair point, well presented

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Night night!


Heather

 

[MWHCVT]

No mucky PM's here :annoyed: I couldn't do what I wanted to as by the time I got down the garden my ankle was on fire couldn't get a decent orb to save my life and felt like I was going to fall down after 5 attempts

But #TPD2013 is here yeah baby yeah

 

[Cobra]

Night night!


Heather

Time I wasn't here either

 

[Cobra]

Sorry to hear that Matt
(On both counts )

And I'll quote this as a timely reminder

No mucky PM's here :annoyed: I couldn't do what I wanted to as by the time I got down the garden my ankle was on fire couldn't get a decent orb to save my life and felt like I was going to fall down after 5 attempts

But #TPD2013 is here yeah baby yeah

 

[MWHCVT]

Sorry to hear that Matt
(On both counts )

And I'll quote this as a timely reminder

Me too oh and that is my TPD Photo, I wanted colorful so I got that but I was hoping to do something a little more spectacular

obviously it will be without the text though

 

[Cg_Girl]

Sleep got the better of me...

nice one matt!

 

[Cg_Girl]

:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:


(please ignore me for a moment)

 

[MWHCVT]

:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

(please ignore me for a moment)

Who said that

 

[Cg_Girl]

Who said that

Probably some fruit loop!

 

[MWHCVT]

Probably some fruit loop!

Aww so long as you don't boil roger your alright

 

[viv1969]

T ......Losing the plot?

 

[Cg_Girl]

Aww so long as you don't boil roger your alright

T ......Losing the plot?

I think i'd worry if it came back to be honest!!

 

[big soft moose]

its probably down the back of the sofa

 

[Cg_Girl]

It can stay there then!

 

[big soft moose]

yeah but you are moving house ... it may escape in the back of the removals lorry

 

[Cg_Girl]

Damn you have a point, i guess i should put it somewhere for safe keeping, just in case the need arises for me to have 'the plot' again

 

[big soft moose]

i'm writing a series of police action thrillers , so I have plots coming out of my ears...if you make me a sandwich you can borrow one of mine

 

[Cg_Girl]

ooh ooh action plots.... you know just this once you may just have yourself a deal boy


(Don't you go getting me killed tho)

 

[big soft moose]

ooh ooh action plots.... you know just this once you may just have yourself a deal boy


(Don't you go getting me killed tho)

If you are lucky I might either use your a name for a character , or create a character inspired by you

Ruth has inspired a protagonist in books 11, 12, and 13 - although I changed her name in the interests on not get sued by her employers. (also I killed her alter ego off at the end of #13 )

 

[Cg_Girl]

Well if it's inspired by me, please don't make me into some hilda ogden nora batty style Tea lady or else

 

[big soft moose]

Well if it's inspired by me, please don't make me into some hilda ogden nora batty style Tea lady or else

there is a female wildlife photographer character in 'wild justice' but she gets brutally murdered in the first three pages so you might prefer a larger role ?

I still need to name the femme fatale character in 'man eater' too , though you have to promise not to sue for defamation if you want that character named after you

(Incidentally i'm not a massively published author or anything ... i'm currently writing the series , but i'm writing a whole bunch of books concurrently and putting bits and pieces into whichever seems right... if I do ever get a book deal i'll have a whole series to 'sell' although I suspect i'll wind up self publishing on kindle)

 

[viv1969]

If you are lucky I might either use your a name for a character , or create a character inspired by you

Ruth has inspired a protagonist in books 11, 12, and 13 - although I changed her name in the interests on not get sued by her employers. (also I killed her alter ego off at the end of #13 )

You killed me off?

Charmless nerk

 

[Cg_Girl]

there is a female wildlife photographer character in 'wild justice' but she gets killed in the first three pages

Hmmm you seem to like killing women........ should i be concerned?

 

[big soft moose]

You killed me off?

Charmless nerk

oi you got three books what more do you want

 

[viv1969]

oi you got three books what more do you want

I hope you gave her skills

 

[big soft moose]

Hmmm you seem to like killing women........ should i be concerned?

not really - my guy, Hawke, is a cop - he doesn't kill the women, he investigates their deaths and generally lights up the people who did.

The death of as yet unnamed in Wild Justice is pivotal to the plot ... in essence it turns out that of the large string of murders they are investigating only 2 were innocents... the other 4 were part of the gang of criminals who kill "as yet unnamed" at the beginning and are themselves hunted down and killed by a guy who had a relationship with her but only in his head.

(the title comes from the Francis Bacon quote that " revenge is a kind of wild justice" )

 

[big soft moose]

I hope you gave her skills

oh yes ... she starts off as a 'person of interest' that Hawke and co are pursuing for theft from her employer, however it turns out that they've been misled and she's actually running away because she's found out that her boss is importing nerve gas pivotal to planned terrorist attack in central London.

The bad guys are using the police as a stalking horse to track her down , but this turns out not to be a good idea as Hawke is with her when they close in - cue huge gun fight and car chases etc as he deals ruthlessly with their pursuers.

Having rescued her Hawke falls for her , and they wind up in bed, and then she finally tells him the truth about what she's discovered... Cue tense race against time to stop the attack - more crazy driving , and a final huge action sequence .

(that's book 10 - working title " loose cannon" )

 

[viv1969]

oh yes ... she starts off as a 'person of interest' that Hawke and co are pursuing for theft from her employer, however it turns out that they've been misled and she's actually running away because she's found out that her boss is importing nerve gas pivotal to planned terrorist attack in central London.

The bad guys are using the police as a stalking horse to track her down , but this turns out not to be a good idea as Hawke is with her when they close in - cue huge gun fight and car chases etc as he deals ruthlessly with their pursuers.

Having rescued her Hawke falls for her , and they wind up in bed, and then she finally tells him the truth about what she's discovered... Cue tense race against time to stop the attack - more crazy driving , and a final huge action sequence .

(that's book 10 - working title " loose cannon" )

I'll let you off then

 

[Cg_Girl]

not really - my guy, Hawke, is a cop - he doesn't kill the women, he investigates their deaths and generally lights up the people who did.

The death of as yet unnamed in Wild Justice is pivotal to the plot ... in essence it turns out that of the large string of murders they are investigating only 2 were innocents... the other 4 were part of the gang of criminals who kill "as yet unnamed" at the beginning and are themselves hunted down and killed by a guy who had a relationship with her but only in his head.

(the title comes from the Francis Bacon quote that " revenge is a kind of wild justice" )

Hmm important dead person?... Is that sandwich worthy tho

 

[big soft moose]

Hmm important dead person?... Is that sandwich worthy tho

Well as I said if you prefer you can be a femme fatale type perpetrator who is first seducing then killing men. The detail on this one is a bit sketchy , but I'm toying with it turning out that she's not really a serial killer but instead a damaged victim who is taking out those who hurt her,,, and a few innocents who get in the way.

I need to work on some twists though because when I first drafted the plot I realised I'd basically written an episode of criminal minds (the one with that French dude who winds up marrying JJ)

That ought to be worth a mug of tea, a sandwich and a box of Jaffa cakes

 

[Cg_Girl]

Oh blimey!


I concede, yes I guess that one is worthy :grin:

 

[big soft moose]

and a kiss on the cheek at the next convention ? [/pushing luck]

 

[Cg_Girl]

and a kiss on the cheek at the next convention ? [/pushing luck]

You'll get a stamp on the foot if your not careful :wink: