Hormonal Woman

SarahLee said:
:( Apparently not Matt.

Allegedly I only sound a "little bit Welsh", "talk like a posh bird" or "almost sound English" whatever that means :shrug:
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:lol: aww well :( :sulk:
 
SarahLee said:
Ahh yes - the big black book of mod fairytales.
Which one is it tonight?
The spammer in the dungeon or the one where we bury the evidence outside the back door?
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I don't mind, as long as it doesn't end like all the rest, whereby the snake "gets it"
That endings getting a little to predictable :p

I'm still trying to figure out where the hell a snake fits into Little red riding hood,
Bloody sure that was a wolf.

Snow white, how many times do I have to tell you?
Its a bloody wicked witch, there are no such things as wicked snakes,

And for the last time, I DID NOT eat Hansel and Gretel!
 
SarahLee said:
Yeah . . . there was an unfortunate incident with the feather duster and a lit candle a bit earlier :schtum:
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I'll be OK soon, as soon as I can get someone to rub in the savlon :thumbs:
 
SarahLee said:
Yeah . . . there was an unfortunate incident with the feather duster and a lit candle a bit earlier :schtum:
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Do they pretend to hate it or are they all queuing up saying mine turn my turn:eek::eek:
 
MWHCVT said:
Well aren't you too sweet...lucky Chris
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What can I say?
Except I just know there is going to be a catch somewhere :shake:
 
MWHCVT said:
Well aren't you too sweet...lucky Chris
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We're sorry....Chris is a little busy right now.

Thank you for your message.....your message is important to us......

For customer services please press.........:lol:
 
viv1969 said:
We're sorry....Chris is a little busy right now.

Thank you for your message.....your message is important to us......

For customer services please press.........:lol:
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Oooo Ooo Ooo That's a tad cold, you could have taken it out of the
fridge first.. :( .................

Just .........a ..........little lower...........
Ah yes thats the spot right there :)

...........Great job girls :thumbs:
 
Cobra said:
What can I say?
Except I just know there is going to be a catch somewhere :shake:
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Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend ;)
 
MWHCVT said:
Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
But I already got that Matt when the feather duster caught fire :D
 
MWHCVT said:
Knowing how evil some women can be just watch out for the deep heat my friend ;)
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So many lines.........

So little time..........
 
Cg_Girl said:
That may have been the duster?!:lol:
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:eek: I don't really know what to say about that :shrug: all I can say is I hope you followed the :rules: and arranged a safe word otherwise the :police: will be round to :bat: on your behind for being a :naughty: girl....and your not allowed to enjoy it :shake:
 
I just read some very informative articles about snakes.

(and let's not forget I was bitten by one last year :) )
 
MWHCVT said:
:eek: I don't really know what to say about that :shrug: all I can say is I hope you followed the :rules: and arranged a safe word otherwise the :police: will be round to :bat: on your behind for being a :naughty: girl....and your not allowed to enjoy it :shake:
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I didn't use the Duster on him! :eek::eek:

viv1969 said:
I just read some very informative articles about snakes.

(and let's not forget I was bitten by one last year :) )
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Chris bit you?..... Chris how could you:lol::lol:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Chris bit you?..... Chris how could you:lol::lol:
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See, as below your post.
I knew someone would jump in :shake:
I always get the friggin blame!
Guilty until proven innocent, thats me :(
 
Cobra said:
Well not that they will ever admit too anyway ;)


They are incredibly cute :D

NOT GUILTY!

FFS! I always get the blame around here :(

:p
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I treasure that scar........:naughty:
 
viv1969 said:
I treasure that scar........:naughty:
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PMSL
Well as much as I'd like to "confess" in that case, I still cannot tell a lie,
it must have been my brother :D
 
Cobra said:
PMSL
Well as much as I'd like to "confess" in that case, I still cannot tell a lie,
it must have been my brother :D
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It "adder" have been :nuts:
 
viv1969 said:
It "adder" have been :nuts:
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Naw, lets not do the snake puns there are too many
It could get Corny
Or royaly out of control :p
 
Cobra said:
Naw, lets not do the snake puns there are too many
It could get Corny
Or royaly out of control :p
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So full of rattle(r) :lol:
 
Ooooh It's gone awfully quiet.
Some mucky PMs being bandied about, I suspect.....

Mods!!!! The screens!!!!!

:lol:
 
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