Hormonal Woman

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Cg_Girl said:
Yes of course i will... you can then be my first proper proper portrait shoot, you will pose good won't you:D



;):D
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I'll pose, do you want me to lend you my 8mm fisheye :D oh and remember how long it takes to paint the forth rail bridge before you start a task :D


(I know they've changed the paint now before anyone pipes up)
 
MWHCVT said:
(I know they've changed the paint now before anyone pipes up)
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Why Matt, are you suggesting there are pedants on TP? :thinking:

Shame on you :lol:
 
Yv said:
they have to, how many of them have you known to survive alone? :eek:

Anyway... what were we talking about? :D
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I believe T was perusing her dulux paint chart picking out the colours for my new outfit :D
 
you hitting on my harem, Matt ? :bat:

honestly you turn your back for an hour and your mate is prowling round your women folk like a frustrated lion outside a boma filled with suculent tasty cattle
 
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big soft moose said:
you hitting on my harem, Matt ? :bat:

honestly you turn your back for an hour and your mate is prowling round your women folk like a frustrated lion outside a boma filled with suculent tasty cattle
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I can't help it if you harem has the scent of a larger male in there nostrils, I can prove I'm the bigger man :naughty:

Yv said:
50 Shades of Grey? :D
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
MWHCVT said:
I can't help it if you harem has the scent of a larger male in there nostrils, I can prove I'm the bigger man :naughty:
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when a girl says she wants girth as well as length she isn't talking about waist measurements :p
 
Gremlin said:
So all you blokes crow about your cooking skills, so who does the washing up, or are all going to say you have dishwashers now :shake:
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*Raises hand*

I have a dishwasher :thumbs:

Married her over 11 years ago now, and from that spawned two under-dishwashers :D
 
Marcel said:
Married her over 11 years ago now, and from that spawned two under-dishwashers :D
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Blimey Marcel, she wouldn't get that long for murder these days ;)
 
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Why do tomato plants smell so much?!! There's a leading question! Oh sorry is this not TalkGardening website?!!
 
Think i am going to sit quietly and peacefully in here, for some reason i turn up places and things go seriously off topic so before i am shouted at .... this is my nice little room....

But i hate the Title!:lol::lol:
 
Quick mods chamge it



I suggest "hormonal T"
 
Think your all forgetting... it's T as in T not tea der!:lol:
 
yeah we know its short for "tracie fullstop" - an unconventional middle name - are you related to penelope pitstop ?
 
Recently I had to see our Practise nurse.

While She was establishing how unhealthy I was, I noticed a cartoon on her wall along the lines of "Why aren't women always rushing around doing things? Because women get it right first time".

I offered her the response of -

A woman's work is never done.



Properly



Unless a man does it for.


Under my rules if I open fire then I expect return of fire.

She made it very clear she didn't :shrug:
 
Right i am going to ask the question here so i don't have to have an i am stupid thread up...:cuckoo:

For god sake put me out of my misery and tell me how to link things on my signature or in a thread.... like facebook flickr and etc but just so they say those words underlined and not some mega huge monstrous link....:bang::bang:


:$ :$ please...
 
Cg_Girl said:
Right i am going to ask the question here so i don't have to have an i am stupid thread up...:cuckoo:

For god sake put me out of my misery and tell me how to link things on my signature or in a thread.... like facebook flickr and etc but just so they say those words underlined and not some mega huge monstrous link....:bang::bang:


:$ :$ please...
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Very easy :D just type the words you want as the link, the highlight those words and click the little button above the text box that is a picture of earth with a little chain link then a dialog box will open and type or paste the web page address you want to link to can click ok :thumbs:

HTH
 
MWHCVT said:
Very easy :D just type the words you want as the link, the highlight those words and click the little button above the text box that is a picture of earth with a little chain link then a dialog box will open and type or paste the web page address you want to link to can click ok :thumbs:

HTH
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Thank you!! I shall try once I'm back from the tip :grin:
 
Cg_Girl said:
Thank you!! I shall try once I'm back from the tip :grin:
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You can trust him on this one....it works....He taught me :D and I'm :bonk:
 
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