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Apparently a *good* joke if you are a man can be had on here.....
"Shut up and put the kettle on love"

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Hell on earth said:
Apparently a *good* joke if you are a man can be had.....
"Shut up and put the kettle on love"

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I'd say take it on the chin...women make just as many jokes about men, as men do about women :)
 
I'm intrigued. Was it tea or coffee? :)
 
Calm down and stop acting like a married man who's just been told he's not getting any tonight.



There, balance in the universe is restored :D


I'm offensive to all sexes. Men, women and the as-yet named variant who currently resides by the name Cobra.
 
Would you like 1 or 2 cyanide tabs with you tea/coffee :)
 
Marcel said:
Calm down and stop acting like a married man who's just been told he's not getting any tonight.



There, balance in the universe is restored :D


I'm offensive to all sexes. Men, women and the as-yet named variant who currently resides by the name Cobra.
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Getting any what ?
 
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Banter Patrol, what's going on here then?
 
Yv said:
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Banter Patrol, what's going on here then?
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There is a thread that you are not looking for / waves hand in a Jedi kinda way :)
 
No, he has the wotsit, she has the what-nots (or their Sunday name, her lovelies).

Although is it wrong that's making me hungry *and* horny? Reminds me of a joke......
 
Orangey ones just like Jaffa cakes :thumbs:
 
Marcel said:
Although is it wrong that's making me hungry *and* horny? Reminds me of a joke......
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Ah yes the one about making me a sandwich :D
Tis a good joke :thumbs:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
What sort of 'hormonal woman' are you talking about? Not like the 'women's' shot putters I bet. Mind you, I could do with one or two of those 'ladies', one to mix the cement and the other to lift the concrete fence posts into place. Probably would have to hormone test them of course - by lab analysis - not in the style of Crocodile Dundee!
 
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb

One, and that's NOT FUNNNY :lol:
 
Hell on earth said:
Apparently a *good* joke if you are a man can be had on here.....
"Shut up and put the kettle on love"

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Helen,

May I suggest that if you have a problem with what I posted last night you take it up via PM, rather then start another thread, after one was deleted? For all your comments about my jokes (which apparently are just not funny) they were certainly far less vitriolic then then insults, and your over-reaction, last night

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boyfalldown said:
Helen,

May I suggest that if you have a problem with what I posted last night you take it up via PM, rather then start another thread, after one was deleted? For all your comments about my jokes (which apparently are just not funny) they were certainly far less vitriolic then then insults, and your over-reaction, last night

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I insulted you ? you insult woman with your "jokes"

As for pming you, I'm rather stick pins in my eyes.
 
tbh if hugh's jokes were that offensive the mods would have taken action (better than half of them are women - and there's a couple we arent sure about :lol:)

if you find something offensive just hit the RTM












btw if anyone is putting the kettle on mines white, two sugars :lol:
 
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Come on lets chill us girls can give( jokes/insults) just as good:D
 
you arent so good with sandwiches though :lol:


(oops banter leakage :eek: )
 
Must . Resist . Double entendre.
 
Yv said:
I am just going to finish vacuuming the staffroom then the kettle is going on, anyone want one? :D
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Be a love, a couple of slices of toast wouldn't go a miss either.
(pats Yv on the bottom, and goes back to reading the paper)
 
Yv said:
I am just going to finish vacuuming the staffroom then the kettle is going on, anyone want one? :D
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Did Marcel say he'd help you change the light bulbs?
 
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