Home Remedy (Good News)

[Matt Sayle]

Young Timmy pricks his finger on a drawing pin at school, and calls out to his teacher that he needs to soak it in some cider.
'Cider!' the teacher exclaims. 'What for?'
'Because' Timmy says, 'my sister says whenever she gets a prick in her hand she puts it in cider.'






Good news. I have put the jokebook down and i will not be using it for a few days. So you all have some restbite

 

[hepburn]

Good news. I have put the jokebook down and i will not be using it for a few days. So you all have some restbite

 

[Matt Sayle]

 

[russdaz]

Good news. I have put the jokebook down and i will not be using it for a few days. So you all have some restbite

where abouts did you put it???

 

[Matt Sayle]

where abouts did you put it???

On the computer table.


Right in front of me.



Must.




Resist.

 

[hepburn]

On the computer table.

Right in front of me.

Must.

Resist.

Burn it. Go and do it right now. And take a picture so we know we will be spared any more from it...

 

[parish]

I'd take it back to the shop under the Sale Of Goods Act - not fit for purpose

 

[russdaz]

On the computer table.


Right in front of me.



Must.




Resist.

Leave the boys are on the way to collect to use as fire starter

 

[Cobra]

Good news. I have put the jokebook down and i will not be using it for a few days.............

There is a God (all that praying worked)

 

[Just Dave]

 

[Flashman]

Good news. I have put the jokebook down and i will not be using it for a few days.

It's not THIS is it?

 

[Matt Sayle]

It's not THIS is it?

Almost

 

[Nod]

Have your GCSE results been good enough to allow you to study Palaeohumour, Matt?

 

[Matt Sayle]

Have your GCSE results been good enough to allow you to study Palaeohumour, Matt?

WHats paloohumour?

 

[sportysnaps]

 

[Woodsy]

Burn it. Go and do it right now. And take a picture so we know we will be spared any more from it...

What he said