Hmph **NOT FUNNY**

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Its love I think ;)
 
Me too. I have been for the last hour and my eyes feel like they're about to start bleeding. Time for a break I think!

*searches for his smokes*
 
ChrisMClark said:
Me too. I have been for the last hour and my eyes feel like they're about to start bleeding. Time for a break I think!

*searches for his smokes*
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o0o0o0o0o0o0oo smokes...

**pokes Lance until he makes me one**
 
Thats ok then :)
 
I just got tolded off for tickling an asleep Lance with toilet tissue!
 
Use a bat with a nail through it then, see how he likes that :lol: Bet he wouldn't mind the tissue after that!
 
Why can't you move?!
 
I have a bad back and knees, and they is hurting me lots, spasming and if i move it kills!
 
You taking anything for it?

I found Tramadol was very good after I dislocated my knee, but you'd need a hell of a prescription for it!
 
Co-Dydramol! I love tramadol, it is amazing, and so is something else they gave me which i cant remember the name of now
 
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Morphine beats all though, I loved it when they gave me a shot before surgery. It sent me mental:
* I asked the nurse for a goodnight kiss
* I screamed 'Turn this ****ing gurney the right way up before I fall off' and the doc
* When the guy with the anestetic asked me to count down from 10, my answer was 'Sod off, that's what you get paid for.

:lol:
 
ChrisMClark said:
Morphine beats all though, I loved it when they gave me a shot before surgery. It sent me mental:
* I asked the nurse for a goodnight kiss
* I screamed 'Turn this ****ing gurney the right way up before I fall off' and the doc
* When the guy with the anestetic asked me to count down from 10, my answer was 'Sod off, that's what you get paid for.

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thats amazing, i hope i get some, i'd be silly beyond stupidity

i say stuff like that in my sleep for example:

1:
mum "Poppy... get up its time to go to the airport"
me: "i can't my shoes are still asleep"

2:
Lance: "babe, you coming with me to the veg plot?"
me:"no...the elephants'll eat mee"

3:
randomly in my sleep:
lance was playing on the x-box
Lance: "oh, *****cks I died"
me: "It's okay, the duck's'll be round soon, they'll make you better!"

there's loads more!
 
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*Runs face first into a wall*


Stupidtown, next county over from Ouchtown. Population: Me.
 
I recall being on Morphine when I last dislocated my shoulder. It was awesome. Life just seemed to slow down, and apparently I was highly entertained by waving my working arm in front of my face and watching it move seemingly in slow motion!

:D
 
Woodsy said:
I recall being on Morphine when I last dislocated my shoulder. It was awesome. Life just seemed to slow down, and apparently I was highly entertained by waving my working arm in front of my face and watching it move seemingly in slow motion!

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AHA!!

Bless your cotton socks! xx
 
I am a magical soul who can tell the colour, age, size and material of a sock from a distance of 29.2 thousand miles!
 
I am magical, i have more magical powers that exceed the capabilities of the human mind! so alas, I cannot tell you what they are!

unless you can prove to me that you are of higher being-ness, then, its a different story!
 
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