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He's taking his time, he's been in Russia all afternoon!![]()
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Its a big country
and I guess he is "Russian" as fast as he can![]()
*heads off to the staff room to discuss the possibility of bannings for really poor jokes*![]()
*I'm coming with you, hold the door*
*heads off to the staff room to discuss the possibility of bannings for really poor jokes*![]()
*I'm coming with you, hold the door*



*waits as he reads though some of his own threads and realises he could end up banning himself!*![]()
It's all a lie, he died years ago when I was 6, My dad said so when he didn't come.![]()
It's true, but the man in the bookmakers really confused me, he said my Dad was Santa to him :shrug:



It's true, but the man in the bookmakers really confused me, he said my Dad was Santa to him :shrug:

He's in Malmo now. Sue's just asked if he can stop off at the Hitchin depot of HDNL and pick up the Amazon parcel that they failed to deliver today. (Apparently it's two of my Xmas pressies.)

Apparantly he's not stopping in Manchester this year - last Christmas it seems he came back up a chimney to find the the sleigh up on bricks.....![]()
He is getting closer, currently in Portugal and then heading for Morocco...sooo excited![]()
But he was in Brussels a short while ago. Santa, come back!!!

But he was in Brussels a short while ago. Santa, come back!!!
But he was in Brussels a short while ago. Santa, come back!!!
Ah well. will keep tracking him for another half an hour, then I've got a certain Spammy thread to close.![]()
Oh? which one is that then Marc :shrug:![]()
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Oh, I don't think it's one you would have come across.![]()
Well we'd better all start singing the Monty Python spam song!
Marc (Fabs) will be starring in the new film called "The Spam Terminator!".
Surely that would star Jean-Claude Van Spamme ?

Surely that would star Jean-Claude Van Spamme ?
Surely that would star Jean-Claude Van Spamme ?
