Help me get my own back on a friend's prank

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What happened, a few days ago a friend at work got hold of my phone, and 'liked' a very disturbing and disgraceful Facebook page.

Now I want my revenge!!

I have declared war, but not sure what to do.
I want to play a similar prank on her, but she never leaves her phone unattended.

Any suggestions?
 
Do what I did to a friend once as retaliation.

Go round her house when she's out for a day or two and brick up her front door.

Priceless :thumbs:
 
Get lots of sticky notes:

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I saw that Andy, couldn't believe you'd "like" something like that, it was gross!!!

you could always tell the blokes at work she was featured on it.... ;)
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HopefulM said:
I saw that Andy, couldn't believe you'd "like" something like that, it was gross!!!

you could always tell the blokes at work she was featured on it.... ;)
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I can't believe she done it the animal! She's a great girl, and a good friend. It's only banter. But I've declared WAR!!!!

Not a bad idea M :naughty:
 
Last time someone tried it on at work they ended up with their car being cling filmed then covered in all sorts of 'coatings'. Looked awful when they first saw it but due to the cling film, no damage caused.

Always nice to see grown-ups cry! :naughty::naughty:
 
Swap her number plates round, front on the back and back on the front....it will stay like that for ages !!!
 
do you know her mobile number?

I am sure there are plenty of websites you could easily find who would only be too glad to call you back at anytime to offer their services........

(I may (or may not have) of once, used my ex bosses mobile number to sell a transit tipper truck at about £3000 less than book price for a quick sale in the local free ads. By 9am that morning he had over 150 calls!!) Mostly from the pikey community who were not too impressed that there was no transit tipper for sale!!!

Another one we did at uni when in halls was to remove a guys door to his room, and put the hinges back but at the top , so like a giant cat flap, he left it like that for a whole term.

I like the bricking up the front door one!
 
http://www.onlinemanure.co.uk/

Had 5 tons of this delivered to a mates house. He did see the funny side though, and a lot of gardens in his street had their best year for roses! :D
 
Go into work one day in the week looking pale and sickly and tell her you've been arrested for liking that page as police are cracking down on such things. Spin it out as much as possible :)

Now never leave your phone without a lock code, you muppet!
 
Change the 'e' and 'a' round on her keyboard (or any equivalent) you can flick them out with a pen or letter opener or something. She won't realise why she keeps spelling things wrong!
 
Once worked 13 years on nights at the Foxs biscuit factory and as a prank a few of us used to roll over a guys reliant robin every night, he got wise and always parked it close between 2 other cars so we went into the chocolate department and got about 12 buckets of melted chocolate and covered his whole car in a 3 inch layer of milk chocolate, was a cold morning as well so it was set solid by 7am when he finished work and went for it.
 
If you can access her computer you can add the lines:

193.105.182.84 facebook.com # Revenge
193.105.182.84 www.facebook.com # Revenge

to her hosts file (you can replace the facebook addies with something from her favourites list if you like).

While you're at it, replace the Windows default beep .wav file with this one.

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I like the Transit tipper truck.

If you know her postal address, have a look in the weekend newspaper magazines or any other magazines, for adverts with the carrage clocks, wall plates, etc. Any adverts with 'send no money now' and fill in the form with her address. She will get all kinds of crap sent to her and she would have the inconvience of having to keep taking it back to Post Office. Even better if it arrives when she is out and they put a card through the door, results in two trip to the Post Office. A friend once done this to a Liverpool supporter, with having a load of Everton stuff sent to him via 'send no money now'. He was not happy.
 
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Laxatives in her tea/coffee...but not too much. Other people have to use the toilet too!
 
When she is out next break into her house and steal all of her things then she'll think she was burgled.
 
gazedd said:
photoshop her face into an odd porn picture?
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I did that to my brother and set it as his Facebook banner and profile pic. I didn't stop laughing for a week. Especially as I changed his password.
 
If you ever go around her house, unscrew the shower head in her bathroom and shove an oxo cube inside it. She'll be smelling beefy for weeks and she won't know why.
 
cuthbert said:
If you ever go around her house, unscrew the shower head in her bathroom and shove an oxo cube inside it. She'll be smelling beefy for weeks and she won't know why.
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along with a litre of fairy liquid in the cistern........... lots! of bubbles!
 
Sleep with her ........ Wait for a few days and then inform her that a rash and an itch has developed on your XXXXXX LOL :thumbs:
 
cuthbert said:
If you ever go around her house, unscrew the shower head in her bathroom and shove an oxo cube inside it. She'll be smelling beefy for weeks and she won't know why.
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I like this idea, best suggestion so far lol

joescrivens said:
When she is out next break into her house and steal all of her things then she'll think she was burgled.
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Joe, Your logic is sound. Burgle her so she thinks she's been burgled. Thatll teach her! Lol
 
There's a scene in the US version of The Office where they move a guys desk (including PC, phone etc) into the gents toilet.
And another scene where they set all his office supplies like stapler in jelly.
 
sticky tape on the under side of her mouse, cover her desk in pictures of Hanna Montana and big hearts remove the wheels from he chair
 
mouse trap in her desk drawer?
 
Hmmmmmm, wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of you lot ;) lol
 
You could put an advert up stating that she is moving house, and having a clear out, everything MUST go this weekend! Everyone will keep turning up all day LOL
 
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