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Can't say rugby players do much for me... :lol:

Evening all :wave:

Tori, how can you burn food in a slow cooker :thinking:
 
Hi Guy's :wave:
Hope everyone is well this grey dismal MK evening?

AFC said:
Chris how the hell do go round shouting "Fat Git, come here" or "Come here you fat git". :lol:
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Thats just a nick name Martin (long story)
but when she is at "response weight"
I'll change her name to "BUCKET" :lol:
Gremlin said:
[S1]This post is no good without pictures[/S1]

Ok so I'm a little in love with Storm :love: she's lovely
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Sorry only crap phone images at the moment nothing "up to date"
I'll get a few and post jut for you though ;)
 
Lol@Sue...Rugby players....yummy!! :D

I cook a bit like the swedish chef from the muppets.
Yes I can burn things in the slo cooker. I made leek soup and it spot welded itself to the bottom of the pot :(

I did however make a rather sucessful chicken casserole last weekend. My korma today was a bit dodgy, it too stuck to the bottom.

The only time I even attempt to cook is at the weekend, as during the week my poor brain can't cope with the stress of it all LOL ;-)

I do have other talents though ;-) You should see my welding! LOL (Jon is now going to comment on this I know. Just for the record that chair was an early attempt ok?!)
 
Tori said:
The only time I even attempt to cook is at the weekend, as during the week my poor brain can't cope with the stress of it all LOL ;-)
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All I can say is thank god we're eating cold food tomorrow! :D

Tori said:
I do have other talents though ;-) You should see my welding! LOL (Jon is now going to comment on this I know. Just for the record that chair was an early attempt ok?!)
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hehe... Shall I or shan't I say anything? :thinking: Suffice to say it would fit in welll in Piza.... :D
 
Welcome back Sue. Did you have to have a lie down after those rugby players. :lol:
 
AFC said:
Well if Tori is cooking I'd check the toilet seat works as well. :lol:
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hehe. Not necessary tomorrow Martin as we're off out for the day. As it's a mystery tour she doesn't know where to go in advance to sabotage the toilets!

I'm not daft Mate! :D
 
Just backing up a little seems as though Jon
was seen after all :thumbs:
No, not by me, but this was sent to me by one of out esteemed members :D
Meh I will post it and leave them to own up should they wish ;)
hepburn said:
I landed the ufo in the 60's just Before my bedtime time
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Lol! Sunday is my cooking day off don't worry! And if my ejector seat goes off you're coming with me!! ;-)
 
Cobra said:

Sorry only crap phone images at the moment nothing "up to date"
I'll get a few and post just for you though ;)
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Awwww thanks you are just too kind, now I'm worried :eek:
 
Gremlin said:
That's astatement I have to disagree with:p
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You would! Anything to keep me on a par with yourself eh Ingrid? :p :lol:

Cobra said:
Just backing up a little seems as though Jon
was seen after all :thumbs:
No, not by me, but this was sent to me by one of out esteemed members :D
Meh I will post it and leave them to own up should they wish ;)

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:razz: If that's the one you owe me chris I reckon you still need another 9 efforts :D

Tori said:
And if my ejector seat goes off you're coming with me!! ;-)
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It's only fitted on your side of the car Tori... :p
 
Cobra said:
Just backing up a little seems as though Jon
was seen after all :thumbs:
No, not by me, but this was sent to me by one of out esteemed members :D
Meh I will post it and leave them to own up should they wish ;)
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Chris how could you I sent you that in confidence, knew I should never trust a snake
That's it we are finished
 
Well with the amount of editing skill used to produce that poor image of "me" it's no wonder you stick to posting letters through doors Ingrid :p
 
Let me have a decent image to work with Jon and then see the fun I can have, but won' tlet that damn snake near it lol he just can't keep things to himself
 
Gremlin said:
Let me have a decent image to work with Jon and then see the fun I can have, but won' tlet that damn snake near it lol he just can't keep things to himself
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Are you kidding? :lol: It's bad enough having to keep the snake and Tori in their places right now, let alone think of giving you free reign AND give you the weapon too. :cuckoo: :p
 
I have an arm on each side though!

When I viewed that 'pic' on my phone it was so small I just thought Chris had changed his avatar....lol
 
hepburn said:
:razz: If that's the one you owe me chris I reckon you still need another 9 efforts :D
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That wasn't me Jon that was a friendly heads up between mates ;)
Gremlin said:
Chris how could you I sent you that in confidence, knew I should never trust a snake
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Indeed you shouldn't :D

Gremlin said:
That's it we are finished
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GUTTED :( :p

Shall I PM Clive now and tell him you have gotten over you crush on me? :lol:
hepburn said:
Well with the amount of editing skill used to produce that poor image of "me" it's no wonder you stick to posting letters through doors Ingrid :p
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
hepburn said:
Are you kidding? :lol: It's bad enough having to keep the snake and Tori in their places right now,
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Keep your friends close, Jon
But your enemies even closer :lol::lol::lol:
Tori said:
When I viewed that 'pic' on my phone it was so small I just thought Chris had changed his avatar....lol
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Hmmm should I be flattered ? :thinking: :D
 
hepburn said:
Are you kidding? :lol: It's bad enough having to keep the snake and Tori in their places right now, let alone think of giving you free reign AND give you the weapon too. :cuckoo: :p
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Well there you go, just have to make the best of a crappy low res image then, wht do you expect.
glad you realise that it's not worth even trying to keepa me in my place :p
 
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Cobra said:
GUTTED :( :p

Shall I PM Clive now and tell him you have gotten over you crush on me? :lol:
:lol::lol::lol:
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Crush on you :lol::lol::lol:
You do flatter yourself Chris
 
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