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Stumpy

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Hello folks,........................and hello Jimm!
Grumpy old scrott here. Well at least thats what some people call me, the others tend to say things like; "Diamond Geezer", "Best friend a bloke could have". I guess the truth is some were in the middle, though its right I do get grumpy. Thats mainly due to experience of the world or at least some of the people in it. Oxygen thieves, only suitable as a subject for the next shot (And I don't just mean cameras(I wish:naughty:))!

Thought it was about time to sign on and stop lurking (Though not being able to see the trade/for sale threads without doing so helped me decide

I've been taking photos for over forty years and hope soon to take one I'm happy with. Its not very often that people pay me any more so there's only me to please, and the folk who get to use my work for free can just be grateful, or get it from some one else cheaper!

I'm lucky enough to have cupboards full of gear, (And some of it still works!) due to being a hoarder of anything and everything. Never got the latest greatest floggle toggle of course, but then we all need an excuse for a bad shot now and then don't we? Looking through the film and conventional thread always makes me want to look on the bay, which I shouldn't as I know that being made bankrupt and homeless is a terrible prospect, but just one more little old camera/filter/thingy dear, last one, promise!:bonk::bonk:

I AM NOT PC and cant stand mobile phones (Bring back Telegram boys and Bantums) If it goes any faster than a Thruxton Bonny then it should have wings on and be flying. I don't think any one would ever call me a "Lilly livered Liberal", but I do tend to wear my heart on my sleeve, and I'm man enough to admit to shedding a tear or three occasionally when no one else seems to, (Well you know how dusty it can get around negs and slides!). You might just still see me on some protest/anti (any) Government demo or most usually marching past the Cenotaph in November. I may not like what you say, but I will defend your right to say it. (Unless your foreign, or worse.......... French!):D

My greatest claim to fame was probably many years ago, knocking the front teeth out of a "Rock Ape" at RAF Hereford! (A "Rock Ape", is a sub species of Gorilla enlisted in the RAF Regiment, (special forces type, black opps and all that), AND YOU BETTER SAY IT WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!). My worst point is definitely my mouth, it always gets me into trouble but to loose the power of speech would probably stop me singing, and I do like a good old sing song. In fact the stress of standing in front of folks and performing probably helped bring on my attack of the Twinging screws!(Chemists locally noticed a slump in Cotton wool sales when I said I wouldn't be singing again at the club). Favourite live band, most definitely "Show of Hands" (With Miranda).

My favourite photo subjects are people, trains, aircraft and any thing generally "Oldy worldy",......... oh and pretty woman.
My usual subjects are people, trains, aircraft and any other oldy worldy stuff, but definitely not pretty women!(Most unfortunately).

Well thats a quick thumb nail sketch of me. I'm a man of many parts and some of those parts are mine. Lots more to know, in fact so much I'm still finding out things and getting used to them my self! I intend to be learning stuff till the day I die (And I some times think that might not be far away).
Thank you one and all.

I am just a photographer NOT a terrorist or pervert! :bat:
 
Flipping HECK! that's some introduction post that is!

Superb! :clap:

Welcome to TP Paul! Something tells me I am going to notice you about the place :D

Get some shots up!

Best of luck and I hope you enjoy your flight aboard the good ship TP.
 
:D

I nearly wet myself reading that!!!!
What an amazing introduction!

Pleased to 'meet' you sir. Look forward to reading your future post and seeing your work :thumbs:
 
Welcome to TP Paul!

Usually a "Wall of text" puts me off, but I really enjoyed that one :lol:

I look forward to seeing you around the forum, enjoy :thumbs:
 
Are you an ex-crab? If so, I may have to put you on ignore.

Thumping a rock ape :thumbs: brilliant whether you were a crab or not. But I suspect not, as otherwise you wouldn't be describing them as special forces :cuckoo:

But I'm with you on the non-PC thing and I know many on hear share your views :thumbs:

I do hope you're not a blue-job.
 
Hi Welcome:)

What part of the Midlands then?:)
 
Welcpme,
It sounds like you'll fit right in.;)

This is how I imagine Arkady's and Fracster's first posts were .:D
 
LOL Paul, thats the best intro I have seen for ages. You are going to get a long just fine on this Forum,......where does 'Stumpy' come from then
Dave
 
Welcome to Talk Photography :)
 
Welcome, nice intro:thumbs: Surely a rock ape was just RAF Regiment pulling stags with a lethal sten gun!!:D
 
well that beats the usual "hello, I'm me and like cameras" :lol:

Welcome :thumbs:
 
Welcome, I think you will fit right in with some of us................:D
 
Thats a cracking intro :thumbs: Gave me a right old chuckle.
Id love to be able to say I wasnt a terrorist or a pervert, but I would be 50% lying.

Welcome.
 
Rock-Apes...lol

I remember at Uxbridge when the Line-Dancing Idiots from QCS described themselves to some visiting members of 40 Cdo as being part of the 'Big-Three': the other parts of this 'special' triumvirate supposedly being Para Reg and RM Commando Bde.
After the now-legendary punch-up that ensued, there were over 100 blokes on Station Commander's orders the next morning...

The only thing 'special' about RAF-Reg is 'special needs'...

Welcome BTW...mine's a tea/NATO...
 
Hi and welcome Stumpy.


"My greatest claim to fame was probably many years ago, knocking the front teeth out of a "Rock Ape" at RAF Hereford! (A "Rock Ape", is a sub species of Gorilla enlisted in the RAF Regiment, (special forces type, black opps and all that), AND YOU BETTER SAY IT WITH A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!)."

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We where based here for a week we all volunteered :thumbs:>>> Camp Heumensoord will officially be taken into use as a military facility it will accommodate a total of over 6,000 military participants and supporting personnel (including camp staff) of about thirty different nationalities. The International Four Days’ Marches


When i was there some 24 years ago it was one of the biggest international punch up's i have ever been involved in :help:, but the UK contingency stuck together, :) we had no choice we were surrounded :bat:


Merc
 
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