Heatwave..?

[Cobra]

Such retorts warm the cockles of my heart

Cheeky urchin! Are you trying to make anemone out of me?

 

[simon ess]

Now, now. Don't get crabby.

 

[Keith W]

Now, now. Don't get crabby.

Yer fecker!

You stole my punchline

I was just being a little crabby

 

[Cobra]

Yer fecker!

You stole my punchline

I was just being a little crabby

Keep shouting that over and over and over,
Sea? horse!

 

[Cobra]

BTW what lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?
That's right a Nervous wreck

 

[Keith W]

Isn't the joke thread the right plaice for that?

 

[Cobra]

Isn't the joke thread the right plaice for that?

You call that a Joke?

 

[viv1969]

Isn't the joke thread the right plaice for that?

There's a time and a plaice.

 

[Cobra]

There's a time and a plaice.

Oh FFS please not the fish ponds puns, anything but that ..... AGAIN

 

[Keith W]

There's a time and a plaice.

I already did the plaice pun, codn't you do batter?

 

[viv1969]

I already did the plaice pun, codn't you do batter?

Was just trying to winkle it out of you

 

[Llamaman]

I've haddock enough.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

For cods's hake whale you lot (skip)jack it in.

 

[Gremlin]

Anyone fancy a BBQ, whilst we're talking food

 

[dejongj]

What is that on Jill? Are those Scallops as her breasts?

 

[ianp5a]

32 degrees here and I just cycled in the heat into the city to pick up my camera. Luckily the camera shop had air crustaceaning.

 

[ianp5a]

It's just gone up to thirty tuna half degrees.

 

[viv1969]

It's just gone up to thirty tuna half degrees.

Same temp here.
I'm just whiting for those numbers to drop.

 

[dejongj]

I think hose jokes are a bit soleless.

 

[viv1969]

I think hose jokes are a bit soleless.

Are you questioning the porpoise of it all?

 

[ianp5a]

Eel be sorry.

 

[ianp5a]

You oct to puss some effort into it.

 

[ianp5a]

Oyster make jokes like that.

 

[Nod]

Even the cat(fish) (who's much more of a sun worshipper than me!) is flaked (p)out(ing) on the dining room floor waiting for her next dose of "Oh So Fishy" food. Doors and windows open to get some through draught going but it's still fircone hot!

 

[Llamaman]

We orca be able to do better than this.

 

[viv1969]

We orca be able to do better than this.

It wouldn't krill you to be supportive

 

[Keith W]

You guys need some serious kelp

 

[Nod]

I suppose Chris is trawling the net for prawn?

 

[Llamaman]

Sorry, it's been a long dab. I was at the theatre for a manatee production.

 

[ianp5a]

On yer pike!

 

[ianp5a]

This is wearing a bit fin now.

 

[Keith W]

Come on guys your just krilling it now

 

[ianp5a]

Shoal we call it a day?

 

[Keith W]

Let me mullet over

 

[ianp5a]

Feel free, willy.

 

[viv1969]

Let me mullet over

There you go...much Betta.

 

[jonbeeza]

Feel free, willy.

That's what my missus says, when I sit just in my boxer shorts ..

 

[Keith W]

If you can think of any more fish puns let minnow

 

[Tigger.ufo]

Get me trout of here..

 

[Mikechappers]

What a load of Cods wallop