He wants to go home !

[camerassassin]

After 10 years here !!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-because-he-has-had-enough-of-Manchester.html

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Tell him he can go if he pays his own air fares.

 

[LongLensPhotography]

Tell him he can go if he pays his own air fares.

He can walk just like the ones that come here.

 

[neil_g]

Tell him he can go if he pays his own air fares.

Didn't read it all then?

 

[Llamaman]

Ah, this will be good.

*popcorn*

 

[neil_g]

To be fair I had a similar feeling last time I had to work in Birmingham.

 

[dejongj]

10 years in Manchester, he should make the honours list :devil:

 

[the black fox]

Poor b****r i,ve been living in Wales for 30 years and would dearly love to return to London ,but unfortunately I can't speak Urdu

 

[Llamaman]

Poor b****r i,ve been living in Wales for 30 years and would dearly love to return to London ,but unfortunately I can't speak Urdu

Neither can I, but I haven't found it to be an issue.

 

[Bobsyeruncle]

Didn't read it all then?

Nah, couldn't be arsed

 

[woof woof]

Are we sure he wants to go home? An Iranian with a Manc accent must be a little hard to understand, maybe he was just trying to report a crime?

 

[andya700]

If it was a choice between Manchester and Shiraz then I may choose the latter.

 

[woof woof]

If it was a choice between Manchester and Shiraz then I may choose the latter.

Yup, but I'd go for a nice Californian rose.

 

[Tigger.ufo]

If it was a choice between Manchester and Shiraz then I may choose the latter.

Shiraz for me every time...

...hic...

 

[dejongj]

Is Barolo an option? That would be my choice.

 

[Llamaman]

Can I have an Amarone please?

 

[Llamaman]

A Valpolicella Ripassa will do at a push. Or a nice Rioja I'm not fussy (much)..

 

[Phil V]

Turns out he's not here illegally at all. His Iranian passport has run out and he hoped he could get home for free.

 

[Llamaman]

Turns out he's not here illegally at all. His Iranian passport has run out and he hoped he could get home for free.

Can't blame him for trying.

Did I mention I'm from the Bahamas?

 

[kendo1]

I hear llamas are good at swimming.
Close the door on the way out.

 

[Cobra]

Did I mention I'm from the Bahamas?

I can see why you left, all that fur coat and hot sun is not really compatible

 

[kendo1]

....hamsters

 

[Cobra]

....hamsters

...... Are from Syria, but naturally have short coats( unlike Llama's) but the The Djungarian hamster, also known as the Siberian hamster, are from erm, let me think ....

 

[kendo1]

You're just showing off.
I saw the double post

 

[Cobra]

You're just showing off.
I saw the double post

You weren't quick enough it was a triple post

 

[LASTOLITE]

Funny someone should tell him thats called needing a holiday! thats what Brits do when they feel they have had enough! Send him to a static caravan in Talacre for 2 weeks give him a real taste of life here.