Happy Birthday Marcel

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Happy birthday Marcel

hope the celebrations don't bring on too many aches ;)
 
Dear god I can't wear that thong at the mo :p Its sensible applecatchers for me all the way :p


Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone :)
I think I was born at 6:10am, so I'm not 32 until then! :D
 
digitalfailure said:
Happy birthday Marcel

hope the celebrations don't bring on too many aches ;)
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To the contrary, I hope you have load and load of aches from celebrating this :p


Happy Birthday :)
 
[S4]Happy Birthday[S3]:woot:[S2]:wave::wave::wave:[S1]Felicitations[/S1][/S2][/S3][/S4]
 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - have a good one :thumbs:
 
Happy Birthday Marcel. Hope you have a good one!:thumbs:
 
happy old day :D
 
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Happy Birthday Marcel. Hope you have a groovy day!
 
Happy Birthday Marcel :thumbs:
 
Many happy returns Marcel, here's hoping you get cash refunds rather than credit notes.
 
woolies vouchers are in the post Bodders! Happy Birthday Mate!
 
happy birthday matey
 
You know you're getting old...



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1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

2. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

3. At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

4. Your back goes out but you stay home.

5. When you wake up looking like your driver's license picture.

6. It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

7. When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

8. When happy hour is a nap.

9. When you're on vacation and your ENERGY runs out before your money does.

10. When you say something to your kids that your mother said to You, and you always hated it.

11. When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

12. When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure the street is still there.

13. Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

14. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

15. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

16. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

17. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

18. The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

19. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

20. The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals.

21. It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

22. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

23. You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

24. You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

25. You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

26. You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

27. You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

28. You wonder how you could be over the hill when you don't even remember being on top of it.
 
Happy Birthday Marcel, I hope you can fit the candles on the cake after all those years have passed :p
 
happy B'day mate :)
 
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