
Yes indeedy.....for the rest of the week by the looks of it too
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Yes indeedy.....for the rest of the week by the looks of it too
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We had a McSweens haggis...........................................wi' chips!!!![]()

I know you.....
Phil E. Stein![]()
I do it especially to pee of the jocks!![]()

Why, don't the English have their own national dish?![]()
We do, it's called curry.........oh wait.![]()
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Just saw on TV when the seas run out of fish it will be Jellyfish & Chips for the future.
We do, it's called curry.........oh wait.![]()
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we got two, roast beef and fush n chups (I (L) those from NZ and their accents). I wanna move to wales to have toasted cheese as my national dish![]()
will somemeone take er bak to scotland................shes goin on about white puddin now sayin its as good as Black pudding, if its owt like she says we may as well eat the road as haggis is like grit and she says she loves it, bit o tarmac.............lovely

I do it especially to pee of the jocks!![]()
Scottish Inventors and Inventions
The average Englishman in the home he call his castle slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland.
En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland.
He drives anEnglish/Italian/Japanese/GermanIndian car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.
At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland.
He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorized its translation.
He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland.
Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland.
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask:
"Wha's Like Us?"
He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world.
I think you'll find Jack Daniels is made in the US.![]()
I think you'll find Jack Daniels is made in the US.![]()
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See that guy in the white coat behind you fabs, it's you he's coming for![]()
Eugh...tak yirsel ootside n gie yirsel a guid shak min.
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and more points scored! 
Scottish Inventors and Inventions
The average Englishman in the home he call his castle slips into his national costume, a shabby raincoat, patented by Chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland. :shake: T-shirt and Jeans
En-route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland. All workmen are Irish
He drives an English/Italian/Japanese/German Indian car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop, Veterinary Surgeon of Dreghorn, Scotland.Car built in Belgium by American Car Manufacturer who was actually Irish, Yes I use Dunlop tyres, but He was probably of Irish desent.
At the office he receives the mail bearing adhesive stamps invented by John Chalmers, Bookseller and Printer of Dundee, Scotland.
Office mail is franked and the post office print their own postage labels meaning I don't have to buy stamps.
During the day he uses the telephone invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, Blacksmith of Thornhill, Dumfriesshire, Scotland. I never answer the phone and I don't have a daughter
He watches the news on television, an invention of John Logie Baird of Helensburgh, Scotland, and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland. LCD screen and I don't watch the news.
Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots.
He has by now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the good book is a Scot, King James VI, who authorized its translation. Only if you bother to read the unimportant bit, but would have been translated by Englisg because if it had been by Scots, we'd all still be none the wiser.
He could take to drink but the Scots make the best in the world. My protein powders are made in England
He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland. Don't want or have a gun license.
If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Sir Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland, and given chloroform, an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson, Obstetrician and Gynecologist of Bathgate, Scotland. Allergic to penicillin
Out of the anesthetic he would find no comfort in learning that he was as safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. Is any bank safe these days?
Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would entitle him to ask:
"Wha's Like Us?"
Only if you bother to read the unimportant bit, but would have been translated by Englisg
