Great quotes from movies

From Evil Dead: A fistful of boomstick

Ash "Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless."

and

Trisha Pettywood: Oh, Ash. How can I ever thank you?
Ash: Well. Have you ever seen a little movie called "Deep Throat"?
Trisha Pettywood: Ash, really.
Ash: What can I say? I'm a man. It gets lonely being humanity's savoir again and again.
 
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ekimeno said:
From Evil Dead: A fistful of boomstick

Ash "Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless."

and

Trisha Pettywood: Oh, Ash. How can I ever thank you?
Ash: Well. Have you ever seen a little movie called "Deep Throat"?
Trisha Pettywood: Ash, really.
Ash: What can I say? I'm a man. It gets lonely being humanity's savoir again and again.
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My sister and now brother-in-law were friends for years before they got together. They watched Evill Dead III early one February over a couple of smokes, and thoroughly enjoyed it. A couple of weeks later my sister received a Valentine's Day card that said simply: "Yo, She-Bitch - let's go."

With that it was love.
 
You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
 
From probably my favourite movie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the ******* chase you. He will follow."

Loads more great quotes from it also, if you haven't seen it I'd definitely give it a look. :thumbs:
 
Fave Trainspotting quote:
Tommy: Doesn't it make you proud to be Scottish?
Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: It's sh**e being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the f***ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever ***** into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wa****s. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wa****s. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete ars***les. It's a sh**e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any f***ing difference!

Go on swear filter - do your worst

Blazing Saddles:
"Gee Mr. LaMar you tongue is prettier than a 20 dollar whore."
 
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Rob_W said:
Alan Rickman who stole the show in 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves'

'That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.'

:lol:
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Yes he did rather :thumbs: I'd forgotten that one :D
 
"Where`s your tool?...What tool?....this F****** tool".....Carling,Scum.
 
Twelve days of Christmas? One day of Christmas is loathsome enough!

Intelligence officer? Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.

- The Manchurian Candidate (1962).
 
Billy Elliot

"Ballet? Ballet's for girls."


The scene in (I think) Love, Honour and Obey where two rival gangs are having a shootout in a scrapyard.

Ray Winstone says: "Right guys, listen to this. Fix....bayonets"
 
Butch Cassidy:I think they're in the trees up ahead.
Sundance Kid: In the bushes on the left.
Butch Cassidy: I'm telling you they're in the trees up ahead.
Sundance Kid: You take the trees, I'll take the bushes.
Percy Garris: Will you two beginners cut it out.
Butch Cassidy: Well, we're just trying to spot an ambush, Mr. Garris.
Percy Garris: Morons. I've got morons on my team. Nobody is going to rob us going down the mountain. We have got no money going down the mountain. When we have got the money, on the way back, then you can sweat.

and

Sundance Kid: I wasn't cheating.

Most of the Monty Python Films (see below)

(in a jamaican accent)

Yul Brenner: Look in the mirror, and tell me what you see!
Junior Bevill: I see Junior.
Yul Brenner: You see Junior? Well, let me tell you what I see. I see pride! I see power! I see a bad-ass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!

From Cool Runnings


And most of Mr Potato Heads lines in the toy story films, including

"Mrs Potato Head, Mrs Potato Head" and
"Hey Picasso!"
 
Boynielaad said:
The scene in (I think) Love, Honour and Obey where two rival gangs are having a shootout in a scrapyard.

Ray Winstone says: "Right guys, listen to this. Fix....bayonets"
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'OW! MY HOLE!'

'You're fat and I'll throw you in the river!'

Such a fantastic film!
 
"Dont give me that, she dont make enough money, she can quit." - Reservoir Dogs
 
Local Hero, my favourite film of all time.

An old fisherman is repainting the name on his boat.

"Are you sure there are two l's in dollar?"

"Aye, And are there 2 g's in b****r off"
 
Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages?

Gord in Freddy Got Fingered.
 
George III: [behind his p-i-s-s pot, struggling] Do it, England, do it!

-- The Madness of King George
 
"Get in the back of the van!"

Withnail & I

So many others to choose from
 
chewyuk said:
2 for me !

1.
Pussy Galore: My name's Pussy Galore
Bond: I must be dreaming

2.
Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

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No 2 :clap: :lol:

I wish the whole video was on Youtube....
 
Boynielaad said:
Billy Elliot

"Ballet? Ballet's for girls."
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Billy Elliot
Debbie: If you want, I'll show you me fanny.
Billy: Nah, I'm all right.


chewyuk said:
1.
Pussy Galore: My name's Pussy Galore
Bond: I must be dreaming
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Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty - Plenty O'Toole
Bond: Named after your father were you?

I love this thread. Every time I see a quote it reminds me of even more of them.
 
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

woody allen

movie , annie hall
 
A couple from me: :D

"Have you got a boyfriend? A real one?!" - Bridget Jones Diary

and a rather more sentimental one :p

"I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time." - Forrest Gump
 
... One prophylactic - used.

Another from the Blues Brothers.
 
"Make up you mind, Control: The engine's overheating... and so am I..."
Michael Cain: Battle of Britain

"You can't fight in here - this is the War Room!"
Dr Strangelove
 
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